Snake🐍

🎯I do contract work. Figured it was about time I met my RED coworkers, so here I am. Father of two🐍🐱.🎯

Icon by the incredible @Midnight_Frappe

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

G'day. I'm Snake, a contracted assassin for RED.

This is my pinned post. Feel free to give it a look. Or don't, not my problem.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@thesharpbird @IcarsOtherEye You don't own me.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@thesharpbird @IcarsOtherEye Bark.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@daydream777_ I can do this to you.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@thesharpbird Oh, piss right off. You're no husband of mine.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@thesharpbird Yes.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@thesharpbird Don't you EVER talk about him like that. He's the best decision I ever made.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@thesharpbird Then why have you been pretending to hate me all this time?

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@_breathcatcher ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love you too. You know me too well.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@wheatsicle Cheers! Nice to see you again, Wheat.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

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[Icar!!↪️KH4 KH4 KH4 @IcarsOtherEye]

"I miss Snake" sorry I've been keeping him locked in my dungeon

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@coyotitoscout A little is probably more than I deserve, so I appreciate it. Thank you.

[official (one and only) mimi fan club (red spy) @_breathcatcher]

today i have the secret gift. 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼💐🎁 dandelions.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@coyotitoscout That's... nice of you to say. Thank you. It's a good feeling to be missed, I think. I'm sorry for always being gone.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@daydream777_ Thank you.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@FullMoonXenon @IcarsOtherEye Please.

[Snake🐍 @MarleySnake_Dad]

@yourfriendalien Cute.

[💜Samson Colbern💜 @yourfriendalien]

If I were a cat I think I'd look like this💜