Marna Palmer

I wake up for Cheez Itz and Peloton. in that order.

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

All of us #childfree like:

[Auggie Smith @AuggieSmith]

After a week and a half of quarantine I’m ready to admit that those of you who chose to remain childless were,in fact, correct

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

Am I the only one confused as to why they keep making such a huge deal about going to the Jersey Shore when actually they’re going to Ocean City……Maryland? #NextGenNYC

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

@waterthose888 Right?! When she talked about this I was like oh god this makes SO much sense.

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

#muskvstrump #AndJustLikeThat

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

@ilovealexis Legit looks like she’s having a seizure. 🙈

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

I’m sorry, what? Jesse, are you 6? Who gets money for their birthday that’s not from their grandma in their 30s? #TheValley

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

@myhwopinion Gizelle is literally the star of the show for me. She’s so funny and just here for a good time!

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

@summerh0usee Right?! Move on! You are pregnant with someone else’s baby. Who CARES what he did when a year ago? It’s insane.

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

I am not following this Ollie/AD storyline at all. So now we know they’re on Perfect Match but didn’t that just ruin part of that season? #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

@InHollywoodland Reality TV wannabe famous T R A S H

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

@cassmiraunscrpt Right? Of course 89 Degrees would say this when half this season was women standing up for their inclusive values. Harry Potter and the Fragility of These Men. 🙄🙄 #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

@Spotify as seen on my release radar this morning. Maybe take this off the rotation for those of us users in the US?

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

What does Matt have on Jen that makes her THIS protective of him? He seemingly can’t get or sell listings, is a jerk to his coworkers and yet they have a meeting about being nice to HIM? Make it make sense. #SoldOnSLC

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

I’m on episode 4 of #SellingTheCity and it doesn’t seem like anyone has sold….anything? Nothing this trend on Selling Sunset too. Anyone else?

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

Steve Gold is one of the least confident people I’ve ever seen on reality TV. He was the same on Bravo. He barely makes eye contact half the time but he’s closing multimillion dollar deals? Dude has a lot to BE confident about so why isn’t he? #SellingTheCity

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

@_SoDamnFlossy_ Right? This seems like Madison got in trouble with Brett and she s deflecting on JT. He took it too far but Brett clearly had some issues and questions for her.

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

@OrginialCandy Right?! The deafness of this storyline…and when she said “we wanted to bring mezcal to Americans!”?!?!

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

What we really need right now is drunk @Andy and @andersoncooper doing the returns. 🥂 #electionday2024

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

I need Marshall and his reactions to attend every future reunion please and thanks. #LoveIsBlind7

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

Hanna had a shot at redemption and only made herself the bigger villain. #LoveIsBlind7

[Marna Palmer @MarnaP]

@its1stclassCAM She thinks she’s cute and flirty but it’s just giving desperate.