Listen I’m sorry if I ever drunk text/instagram/tweet you at 3am about your content: I just got off work, I’m in a very grateful mood, I love everything you do and I want you to KNOW
Tucked my RIGHT SOCK IN MY BELTLOOP so I could put a bandaid on the blister on my heel, then walked around the house looking for that sock for ten minutes, gave up and put on a new pair, walked outside. Right sock in beltloop. Got to work. Sock in beltloop.
Sandwiches are the best food in the world. Any iteration of sandwich. I don’t care about this argument on what classifies as a sandwich. It is all good!! All of them.
The WORST thing about coffee is not being around coffee when you need coffee. Catch me sucking on the bottom of my T-shirt where I know I spilt some this morning