Noah Marples

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[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@ARHockeyStats Carrier and Ebrele in, Ceci and Janmark out. Add a depth D and profit

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@TheMightyDeol Cap recapture is also in the CBA, and yet when the Oilers tried to take advantage of that with Keith they were told to kick rocks. CBA means nothing if they can decide which rules to follow and which to ignore. Especially on a team to team basis

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

Also a fan of the Henrique add. Wasn't stoked to give up a 1st for a rental but getting a 40-point guy who's making almost 6 mil for only 1.5 mil is worth it. As long as we add one more impact player, I'll be content.

Gimme Buchnevich or a Top4 RD (it's still possible).

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

Oilers Twitter makes me laugh. The problem with the 4th line was they were missing the size and finishing. Give up a 5th and get both (Carrick has more goals than Brown has points); people cry because his advanced analytics aren't good.

Good trade, analytics aren't everything.

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

I’m sure I’ll be back one day, probably soon. But for now, ✌️ out Oil Country!

Hope will never die, Cup ambitions never die either. #LetsGoOilers

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@diegoprbarros I’m not giving up on the Oilers, don’t get me wrong. I’m just so tired of every single day seeing the same story about this team from media, the insane reactions from fans, and the exact same quotes from every Oiler about “being better”

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

The oilers are single handily curing my Twitter addiction, if we lose this game I’m deleting this app. 1) I can’t take seeing their stupid faces everywhere and 2) I can’t take the ‘fans’ responses to if we lose this game

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Talk to me Oilers fans. How we feeling?

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@nielsonTSN1260 No to mention Holloway was 1) in the wrong spot 2) not covering anyone and 3) jumped the wrong way when the pass came out

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@nielsonTSN1260 Draisital skated that entire shift like it was the family preskate to the heritage classic. Embarrassing from a supposed leader.

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

Just awful. Heres hoping ebs is okay. Sending thoughts and prayers from oil country!

[Kraken Canada 🍁 @KrakenCanada]

Jordan Eberle is out due to a laceration from a skate blade. #SeaKraken

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@Shae_Nuge93 @Kgill39 Well its obvious that Toronto has to throw in at least a 1st rnder in the deal for it to make sense

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@EdmontonOilers @Enterprise Solution: Playing the only team in the league worst than us 👍🏼

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@JCourvilleLynch Is this a ‘Draisital for Swayman’ joke or are you serious because I can’t tell

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@ARHockeyStats @ADiMarco25 Oilers Janmark and a 2nd for Frost 50% retained pls and thanks

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

10.5 Million. Both teams in the BoA did the same thing two off seasons ago. Huberdeau and Campbell, woof.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Jonathan Huberdeau has yet to see the ice in the 3rd period.

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@cnfbc7 @worldhockeyrpt Oh I totally understand why the Canucks did it, and I love it. I’m just remembering when the Oilers were actually a good team and on the opposite side of the problem they’re currently in

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@OilerAlert This is exactly what LA did last year and it turned their season around… The 3rd string saved their team (by putting up basically a .900)

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@Skinner4Vezina @frank_seravalli He probably pays the exact same amount. Pickard was getting 2 games for every 1 Rodrigue was getting, I’m sure Soup will get the same

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

@yegsportstalk Fire Holland Tomorrow. Then Wednesday make a trade (if one is there) or if not send Campbell down and bring up Pickard and he gets the start in San Jose

[Noah Marples @MarpsN]

I’m on board. Find a Vancouver Strip Club and go full Florida Panthers. Tomorrows a travel day to recover. Just anything to shake whatever the hell curse you’re carrying @EdmontonOilers

[Matt Folkerts @PrairieAgMf]

@SmoothOil As @commie22 would say #getinone