dirty collectivizing commie

Bicycle doctor - In a war against gravity - Go fast don’t die

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

@g0bl1nt1tz Oh my god I love it. Gonna make a sticker out of it and put in on my bike

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

One of my favorite pastimes is to turn a 50 minute drive into a 30 minute drive

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

@whatchidid Some sort of suction cup/adhesive to pull up on the center of the small bowl might work

[Paul.Nelson @batsy09]

Paraglider meets a black vulture. 😎

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

👀

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

I got a new bike

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

Absolute galaxy brain take

[cal? @cal_gif]

the worst part about how the internet has evolved over the past few years is how much googling stuff sucks now, every article has been perfectly SEO’d to get clicks and never actually be helpful

[invader zim @f8the]

my problem wit suicide is why would i kill myself when y’all r the problem

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

There is absolutely no way this is real. Does parody exist anymore? What is this????

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

@jonnyboy4life @BrotherMan24_ Texan here. Shut up, you have no clue what you’re talking about.

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

The Onion always gets it right

[Amir @boyists]

Put them vapes DOWN, like fr😵‍💫

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

This is insane to me. What do we have to do to break the cycle?

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

I have a gig tonight if anyone wants to come see some live music. Sahara lounge at 9pm!

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?

Also, “engaging in lesbianics”

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

Fun send

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

you could run into a piano with your car and a jazz player would be like "ah yes, CM13add♭9add♯9add♯11add♭13"

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

Nuclear take

[dirty collectivizing commie @marQu3_]

If anyone wants to do anything in the first 2 weeks of may, let me know! I’m gonna have a gap between jobs vacation and I want to do everything with everyone