Mark

''I'm a little short for a Stormtrooper.

[GAMIVO @GAMIVOcom]

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[Mark @MarquistadorX]

What kind of shoes do bears wear? Bear Jordan's

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

How are eeyore and tinky winky the same? They're purple and get nailed in the ass.

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When leo finally wins an oscar

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

"Boobs are like a better butt for the front that you cant shit out of"

[autism speaks @autismspeaks]

RT if you love someone with #autism! #ValentinesDay

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

"I may be your prince but I want to show you my dragon"

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

You can't have immature without I'm mature.

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

This year Tom Brady will deflate his balls all over the Broncos. #soccer

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

Same with those who say "Differential Equations is just derivates like f(h+x)-f(x)/h. Dont know why you are bitching."

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

People who say "Linear Algebra can't be hard. Its just a fucking line." Need to do the world a favor and suffer through the class.

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

"Day of uteral eruption" is so much more catchy than "Birthday" but it doesn't work as well in a song.

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

And you think you can fucking trust people. Smh.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Sorry, Isaac.

[Andrew Malcolm @AHMalcolm]

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[Mark @MarquistadorX]

"Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I'm Mr Brightside"

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

There are no words conceived by man to describe how furious I fucking am right now.

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

"I'm so hot you'll have to use aloe vera for lube."

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

Hey, sorry if I missed anyone when I visited today! If anyone wanted to catch up or just talk, just dm me!

[Mark @MarquistadorX]

"Call me luke skywalker because I'm gonna bombard your exhaust port." #starwarsthedickawakens