Matt Rich

I use to be fun, now I'm married.

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

Teaching @MDVlach how to party like a married man on a Friday night! #darts #pool #inmybasement

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

Still married

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

Happy Father's Day to Jim Rich! By this time next year I want to practice what he has preached. @Married_Rich tick tick tick...

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

Watching The Voice! Because that's what married men do! #Usherissohott

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

Stuck at home getting yelled at by the wife. I will shovel the driveway when I'm damn well ready! #snowday #videogames #rickilake

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

I thought Valentine's Day got phased out after marriage. I have so much to learn. #Isittoolatefordinnerreservations

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

I hope @Married_Rich likes her Valentine's Day present tomorrow! #insurance #canneverhaveenough

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

http://t.co/wt518nsr @ballzach04 What are you waiting for? #sex #sandwiches #sleepovers

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

I hope all you knuckleheads got to work safely. Have I mentioned I offer auto, home, life, pet, biz, flood, & earthquake insurance? #farmers

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

Bummed the pro bowl is over. Now what's my excuse for making @married_rich get me busch lights from the fridge? #couchiscomfy

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

@Married_Rich Welcome to twitter, lover! #dinnerbetterbereadywhenigethome

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

Happy birthday @DnrWnr! Do you think @BACasement will allow 0% interest monthly payments for the party bus fee? #broke #karisgoingtokillme

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

The Broncos and Ravens don't want this to end like I don't want any workday to end. #gottagohometothewife

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

@MRemmenga enjoy it while u can. Your day is coming. #marriedlife doesn't allow day drinking. It does allow #cleantoilets #dusting & #lowes

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

http://t.co/UPhbTt33 #arfarf #isittheweekendyet #yolo

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

@DnrWnr have my failings not taught you anything? @TheBoltNutZ is the only smart one left. #welcometotheclub #itsucks

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

@BenWallis712 @ballzach04 @MRich08 funny you send that. That's where the wife made me sleep on Christmas Eve. #whatswrongwithsantaroleplay

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

@MRemmenga @DnrWnr @BACasement Can't wait for these two to join marriage hell! #getitoverwithalready #falalalalaLOST

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

This morning was probably a brutal reminder that you need @MRich08 car insurance. Don't be an idiot. I'll give you a quote today! #farmers

[Matt Rich @Married_Matt]

@MRich08 @MRemmenga @kcozzy12 @ballzach04 @mmerwald11 @DnrWnr I was allowed out of the house this weekend. It totally rocked. #isitfridayyet