Married Men

this is what your husband would tell you if he could...

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#icanttrustyouif you stop taking birth control without telling me

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#icanttrustyouif your first question is what do u do for a living?

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#icanttrustyouif you call the neighbors name in bed.

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What's the point of trying. Your mom is a constant pain in my ass

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#lieswetell cheating is what you do to yourself when you try to be with 1 person for the rest of your life.

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@ayeGORGEOUSS well said!

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If we didn't have kids I would really leave.. but you have the good insurance.

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#lieswetell I love u... I really hate u.. but Im trying to convince myself otherwise #FML

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And why do you never cook ever? I swear this shit reminds me of Freshmen year in college.. No food... No sex... Masturbation.. #FML

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I wish that sometimes I could get a #HallPass this bitch is incurable

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we feel trapped.. men just want a peace of mind..I just want a blow job and a miller lite

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#lieswetell ourselves... Im so happy.. I found the woman of my dreams.. Im the luckiest man in the world

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Nobody cares about your co workers or your problems at work.. women always find a reason to hate each other #lieswetell

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I pay the bills.. thats how I take care of home.. #lieswetell

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My phone battery dies every night around this time... #lieswetell

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This is my co worker.. Sharon.. uh #lieswetell

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I was on the way home then Jim called and told me his keys were in my car.. I turned around. my phone batt died. #lieswetell

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What was I supposed to do? Call u in the of middle the night? I had a flat tire.. I got the car towed.. Im home everythings fine #lieswetell

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I didnt hear the phone.. I swear I had in on ring.. somehow it was on silent.. its only 4am.. im on the way home #lieswetell