Hat Man Nipple Pegs

The hedgehog is smart, but the rabbit is fast.

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[birdbath @birdbath]

Always keep cash and a blade or blunt object on you. I was walking home one night and a guy on a bmx bike asked if I wanted to buy it. He requested a mere $10. I knew he stole it, but I had spraypaint at my house so I took him up on the deal. Then he inquired where he could get crack. It was 3 am but I knew just the place, so I directed him there whilst doing bunny hops and riding lazily on the back pegs. Then the crack dealer asked me about the bike and offered me $20 for it. Never accept the first offer. I told him i had it for years and was really sentimental about it, the guy who sold it to me earlier didn't utter a word because I already flashed the boxcutter I keep in my crewsocks when I went to grab the $10 earlier for him. We eventually settled on a trade of 3 grams of meth for it. I tell you this because I want you to remember that the whole world doesn't exist behind a screen, but rather with people who actually who go outside with an open mind. You always have to be ready to kill people though

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

Nessie

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Steven Spielberg reveals that Paul is real.

"He's actually a very good friend of mine."

(via: @GMA)

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

Stunning Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) artwork by Big Katze Design

[David ImeI @DurvidImel]

A nice little 70mm frame from Bled, Slovenia

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

What a busy restaurant

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty," by artist Anthony Machuca

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[grace @gracefishlove]

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

[LILY @lilybrodi]

me when he says he’s into pokémon

[Pukicho @pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Before the invention of the crowbar crows drank alone

[Narwitz @SophiaNarwitz]

This guy’s aura would hit so hard in a Kojima game.

[David ImeI @DurvidImel]

2026

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Shampooship! by Eric Geusz