Mars Haskill

The GDA’s One & Only Cybersecurity Engineer!!

[Mitchell (Xenia) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @XeniNexi]

modern websites

[naughtypervert🐾 @arcu31d]

What the fuck is somebody gonna do with 256 gb on a laptop genuinely

[soup @soupy1122]

do my glasses stay on or off during sexual intercourse

[Mars Haskill @MarsGda]

“3 likes isnt alot” imagine 3 donuts…

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@totallynotcecil Of course sir!!

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@sonofargall I can help!!

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@DarkCla57938761 @sonofargall :(

[Cecil Stedman. @cecilsmartman]

You're all faggots.

[Mars Haskill @MarsGda]

Average day in the gda

[avery 🌱✨ @pastelheat]

coworker just said “i’m gonna blow my brains out” in reaction to a minor inconvenience in the department wide teams chat

[saraaaaaaa 💽 @saraaa7447]

why are people obsessed with the crappiest laptop ever.

"ohhh it has a round trackpad" yeah it's even worse to use

[PISSCHAMBER @pisschamber]

theres only one good subreddit and its r/candy

[Mars Haskill @MarsGda]

What about both?

[𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 @thealokverse]

you don't need love in your life.

you need linux.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

you may be a nothingburger to them but to me your my everythingbagel dipped in awesomesauce with a side of amazeballs and coolbeans

[Mars Haskill @MarsGda]

Why is Cecil’s password only 6 characters long? Doesn’t he know passwords should be at least 12 characters long!! I guess this is why he hired me….

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I think I really love my boss!!

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new account rules.
straight = BLOCKED
trans = BLOCKED
gay = BLOCKED
queer = BLOCKED
non-binary = BLOCKED
genderfluid = BLOCKED
bisexual = BLOCKED
lesbian = BLOCKED
asexual = BLOCKED
Cecil Stedman = 𝓭𝓶 𝓶𝓮 ...

[Mars Haskill @MarsGda]

Uh oh!!!

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@rodanicactive GO AWAY.

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Hiya!! Did you miss me???

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@Reani_paige …..wow