Mars Larkin

Functional substance abuser, Unabashed SW advocate & ‘Father of honey badgers’

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Manager : Why

Employee : I can't work with a manager who only thinks he can control your life.

Manager : No, this is business, work comes first hear

Employee : Well, good luck, infact am resigning immediately .

Manager : Wait, what about your unfinished project?

Employee : Life comes first for me!

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@CynicalMother Perfectly said Deanna!! Thank you for calling out the POS (both of them!)

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@gtconway3d My answer will never stop being, “fuck right the fuck off you racist asshole!!”

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@monicabrown1963 Need some help with that?

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@Mindphilosophy4 Yea, that’s cool and all. But she was really stuck in that dryer though, right?

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@monicabrown1963 I’m not. Idk why

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@GoddessAshleeVr Shall I get on my knees?

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@luluchuofficial I’m good with that.

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@NUCLRGOLF 6iron

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@NUCLRGOLF 8iron

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@markbland If Dems run a legit fair primary, she will not be the nominee. But they could rig it, like they did for Hillary.

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@OurShallowState You forgot water flows from north to south, gravity has nothing to do with it.

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@NUCLRGOLF @detroitgolfers Yup, I’m average.

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@realdanmitchell It’s different bc Josh has only played 1/2 of Josh Allen football in 6 games.

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

THREAD
MALIGNANT NORMALITY
(1/4) With all MAGA being triggered, defensive, and defiant today over the upcoming No Kings Day (and boy, are they ever) - it's a good day to speak to MALIGNANT NORMALITY. Psychologist Robert Jay Lifton coined the phrase: it's a degenerative societal phenomenon where mass numbers of people view reality through a skewed lens of an aberrant "leader", adopting his traits.
When Trumpers act LIKE Trump, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
When Trumpers somehow conclude that a man who tells lies in numbers nobody's ever seen before (couldn't resist) is a beacon of truth, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
When Trumpers seem to be reacting as if they are feeling THE SAME THING Trump feels - which is usually defiance, fear, or rage - THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT IT IS.

Malignant Reality - they see reality through him.

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@heatherpiperxo Fuckable

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@dannieriel How about a pool grandpa? 💦

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@awfulannouncing Until you’ve had the griddle cakes at Mick’s, you have nooo idea! 😂😂

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@sixsevencuban Ask you to empty the dryer.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

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