Maria

I laugh at my own jokes. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🌞♐️🌝♏️✨♓️

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

“Here’s to the girl with the big tits” 🥂

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

Being pregnant sleeping on an air mattress is not it.

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

I’m obsessed with shaking my stomach enough to make my baby kick me. I just need to know you’re okay, beat me up.

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

@carolinenotllyn Omg 😂🥹 love it. The first Hanksgiving with children invited, tamesgiving 😅

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

Trying to make a guest list for my baby shower, but my anxiety keeps saying “is anyone really going to want to be there?”. So that’s fun 😅

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

Woke up to a bat in my room a bit before 1am, got him outside somehow, have not been able to sleep since. 🫠

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

Almost five months pregnant still sick every day, this bb girl is draining my life force, she’s allowed though 🫠🤰🏼💗

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

Men still keep sliding into my DMs, half of me is like the audacity but the other half is just happy to know that I’m still hot 😅

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

@carolinenotllyn Let’s plan my Target birth…

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

I wonder if Walmart will let me have my ‘Where the Heart Is’ moment

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

I feel so ashamed that I’m this depressed when I should be so happy…

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

Love that I don’t hear from my BD at all, yet I’m in constant contact with his roommate. God being pregnant and dumped within a friend group is not it 😅😅😅

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

Going from starting the year accepting the reality of not being able to have to kids, to now being here four months pregnant has gotta be the wildest plot twist imaginable 😅

[Jersey Shore @JerseyShore]

i went on ONE ride, god bless me it's f***ing SUMMAH 🎢 #jerseyshore

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

Literally have not been this sick in so long. This migraine is kicking me down hard.

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

@cflammia_ Very lucky to have such an enormous village 🥹💗✨🌞

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

The one good thing about doing this pregnancy solo, is getting to pick baby girl’s full name. Which I think I’ve done, her name feels like it already is, Sunny Juliette 💗🌞✨

[En Vee @snakesonaboeing]

GET THIS SONG VIRAL

https://t.co/4fCsgWqFjK

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

@heather_at94 🥹💗💗💗💗💗💗

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

I’ve never been treated so poorly. My stress level is way too high. Of course the person making me miserable is the other hand in this pregnancy 🫠

[Maria @MarsTheMystic]

@QueenysCourt Sending you all my love 💗