Marston

Measure it, improve it, repeat.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Marston @Marston]

https://t.co/HxqsVYM6kq - We're doing it live.

[Marston @Marston]

Your super duper spacecraft can geo pinpoint alien life on the ship but can't authenticate that the correctly authorized Android is onboard?

[bjpenndotcom @bjpenndotcom]

Hawaii stand up! AND NEW! @BlessedMMA #UFC212 https://t.co/lzj5xqQXp7

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

[Marston @Marston]

Wow. https://t.co/harVKptE0J

[Autoblog @therealautoblog]

#MondayMotivation

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Sometimes you need to remind people that rocket science is rocket science.

[Anand Sharma @aprilzero]

Who did this?? 😂

[Marston @Marston]

@kevinrose ahhh, to have a working pancreas ❤️

[HealthWarehouse.com @healthwarehouse]

Great news! https://t.co/bFCEeOFDAS received an A+ rating from the Better Business Bureau and is now BBB accredited. https://t.co/rFuCdP89KX

[Hayes Davis @hayesdavis]

This is by far my favorite photo of an NBA MVP losing to a sitting President at Connect 4.

[Marston @Marston]

@vanschneider Wait... As in Reboot Copenhagen? @mygdal

[Michael Bleigh @mbleigh]

The new Star Wars is awe-inspiring mathematically precise corporate creativity. I don't mean that as an insult. Exactly what it needed to be

[Marston @Marston]

The Falcon has landed. https://t.co/qZ2UE6Jkl1

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Obama finishes news conference saying, "I have to get to 'Star Wars.' " https://t.co/1WpyZ2H6Lm

[Marston @Marston]

Stay slim, my friend. #supr

[Marston @Marston]

Today. #JustLetItHappen https://t.co/wpTB9vuhOR