Thomas

Scum

[Thomas @MarstonMush]

Make him support Southampton his entire life. Give them a 20-game win streak.
Let him dream of Wembley and the play-offs.

Then have the club implode from cheating allegations, get banned from the play-offs, and sell every decent player by August.

#saintsfc

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

He’s leaving the driving range feeling really positive about his new swing change. Have him birdie the first hole and then triple bogey number two.

[Thomas @MarstonMush]

Penalty to Ipswich

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Southampton have been charged with a breach of EFL regulations after a member of staff was alleged to have spied on Middlesbrough's training ahead of their play-off tie.

[Thomas @MarstonMush]

Rickie

[Joe @MoyesB0y]

What’s that middle name you crossed out?

[Thomas @MarstonMush]

@NickRTFM This happened yesterday

[Thomas @MarstonMush]

@KelzActually Bro out here agreeing with rotten tomatoes before even watching the movie. Stinker

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

The Online Safety Act is such a self-defeating move. Because of it, millions of Brits are signing up to VPNs to get around restrictions on censored content.
So now millions of Brits are equipped with a tool that hides their identity and will be much harder to track or prosecute if they decide to engage in activities against the regime.
(slow clap) Bravo, Sir Keir.

[alexHD @W0K3_alexHD]

green expert here: this is a good one

[Cilvanis @cilvanis]

When Video Game Enemies Intentionally Make It Hard To Parry Them

[Dorchester Town FC @DorchTownFC]

20 | GOALLLLLLLL!!!!

INCREDIBLE!

Great work by Koszela who hits the post before Roberts is quickest to react and slot home! (0-2)

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

When someone at family dinner says they didn’t like ‘Interstellar’

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[Blair MacKay @BlairMacKay17]

David Coote at 7am on a Sunday morning at a gaff

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

INTERSTELLAR was released 10 years ago this week. The 9th feature film of director Christopher Nolan, and one of the biggest science fiction epics of the 21st century, the story of how it was made will have you wondering at our place in the stars…

1/50

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

a random guy just asked Dana White to sign him to the UFC and DANA SAID YES 😭

SHOT HIS SHOT 🔥 #UFC308 https://t.co/ACnRCSl2iI

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

If you've ever hit a speedbag in your life you'll immediately recognize this as the most impressive video on the internet. I'm in shock.

[Dorchester Town FC @DorchTownFC]

43 | GOAL!!!

MAGPIES LEAD!

A lovely attacking move sees Samadi cut the ball back to Roberts who fires home into the roof of the net! (2-1)