Lynsey

TV Producer Director Writer (shortlisted Funny Women, Female Pilot Club, Audible)

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

The moment the Banksy in southeast London was vandalised #banksy

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Ah, Aldershot, that notorious communist haunt

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Aldershot , England.

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

@HMRCcustomers Thank you, Nancy

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

@HMRCcustomers hi, I received a demanding letter telling me to make a self assessment payment by today however when I log in to my account, it tells me I have no tax to pay. Which one of your services is correct?

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

@HMRCcustomers OK, thanks. There’s no suggestion anywhere of how much I should pay, though. There’s no indication on the online platform that I owe anything, that’s the problem.

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

@HMRCcustomers I’ve not paid since the last payment, however, online, the platform says no tax to pay. So, should I assume there is no tax to pay? I really don’t want a surprise fine

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

@HMRCcustomers Yes, I’ve done this and the service is telling me I have no tax to pay. Unsure why I received the letter, if this is the case

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

@ElliePhillipsUK Congratulations! @LittleVillageHQ takes in donations and also has a page full of baby banks across the UK

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Half of UK TV and film staff out of work - poll

Full story ⬇️
https://t.co/Ydn7iw1dOW

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

A tough one but I’m calling it. Papa Smurf’s unexpected sexy comeback the highlight of #OpeningCeremony #Paris2024

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Waiting patiently for the Nadine Dorries vs Alastair Campbell YouTube boxing match to be announced #GeneralElection2024

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Sunderland votes in - Reform got more than Lib Dems, Conservatives and Greens combined. Nearly 12,000 votes #GeneralElection2024

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

Just 4 hours ago. Disappointing behaviour by Labour. First Diane Abbott, now Fazia, who just gave a heartfelt interview on #Newsnight

[Faiza Shaheen @faizashaheen]

Massive turnout tonight!!! Lovely surprise! canvassers include young people who joined the campaign after I spoke at their school (Woodbridge & Woodford Girls) 14 year old told me I came to his school in 2019 when he was 10 and wanted to get involved since then! #labourdoorstep

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

@AstroMinx @J_Maxah Amazing! Congratulations Matilda!✨💫

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@Will2Close 😍😍😍😍 hugest congratulations, Close! Can’t stop BEAMING for you!!

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@GinaLyons Exciting! Congratulations!🙌🏽✨

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

@AdamLavis Sitcom

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

As a lifelong Londoner it pains me to agree there is a no-go area in London. It’s called Infernos

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

There are definitely "no-go" areas in London and Birmingham. It should not be a controversial comment.

[Gina Lyons @GinaLyons]

Hey guys, the legends at @britishcomedy are offering a “pay what you can” option for under-represented comedy bods who will benefit from attending their awesome comedy conference. Apply here: https://t.co/8yljUedXkr RT ❤️

[Lynsey @Martenstyn]

Over 1000 private jets flew to Super Bowl and I’m out here conscientiously rinsing a Marmite jar