Martez Jackson

Stand Up Comedian from Detroit, MI

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@raphousetv2 I understand why he fell for it

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Friday April 17th Join me for the World Series of Comedy. Come witness comedians from across the country compete for a spot in the finals in Las Vegas. Visit https://t.co/qWi4NBVel9 or use the QR code on this post and enter the code: GIVE for discount tickets.

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@Enrichedvibez All I can say is they make great content

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@josh_uglyasf She wants her to herself

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@josh_uglyasf Bro with the last balloon is eyeing the cakes

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The wife and I aren't perfect but there's a method to our madness

#Marriage
#perfection
#SheIsBlessedToHaveMe
#Husband
#Wife
#comedy
#StandUpComedy

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@PrettyMisses08 That one on the left

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Snake was stuck in the ceiling and then this happened 😳👀

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So the wife and I had a credit with @FrontierCare for over $400. We got an email saying that a flight was booked from Mexico to Las Vegas next year using the credit. We never booked the flight. Now they want to charge us a cancellation fee for a fraudulently booked flight. How?

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Hey @Macys or @UPS which one of you are responsible for delivering our toaster oven uncovered? Can we be a little inconspicuous next time? #delivery #hilarious

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@MafaYYZ Be great Queen

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#IStandWithPaulPierce I mean I literally wish I was standing with @paulpierce34 at that moment.

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How did we go from trying to be different to make a difference to being weird to try to stay relevant?

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Ladies don't let a random man who you never met lateness affect your greatness. Wear your crown Queen.

#DerrickJaxn #relationship #Guru

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There is a Queen within all of you ladies as long as you know you don't need a King

-- Tez Jaxn

#Derrickjaxn #Guru #relationship

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When racism is described as patriotism.

#ISaidWhatISaid https://t.co/fyA8Q19bvt

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#insomnia https://t.co/vvdk8pNBEK

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Juicy tried to warn yall

#juicysmooyay #Maga #Riot https://t.co/I3CMcHRdu2

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Thank you @mrchuckd_pe https://t.co/eXcSx4HIa4

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Not na'an. https://t.co/CdTJFPUGoX