Martha

dog mom. purdue alum. IN to TX toMI.

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

#Breaking from @AP: Federal judge orders Texas to suspend the nation’s most restrictive abortion law, which banned most abortions statewide.

More details coming...

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@SouthwestAir @SouthwestAir Great to see your social media service is much quicker than your gate agents--you all should start training them on your efficiency. #JAX #wherearetheagents #customerservice

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@SouthwestAir so do you all employ people at JAX? Or will we be having to fly our own plane? #noworkerstobeseen #ghosttown #wherearegateagents

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@MylesKyleSays @Delta Working on rebooking a flight--finally got thru after 2+ hours on hold...and this was my 3rd call. Time wasted but at least they got it handled. #deltahaveacallback

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

Hey @Delta -- how long will I be on hold to change my flight?! Why are you not offering a call back so I dont have to have elevator music playing 5+ hours?! #notefficient #helpme #yourvirtualassistantisNOhelp

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@sethcdavis10 Lol neither do i. Went to scroll thru to delete this account....and came across this gem 🤣

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

So glad @sethcdavis10 blows up my phone at 5 am. #jerk #gohomeyouredrunk

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@SamsClub Hey Sam's Club. Your customer service is AWFUL. How long does it take to get a resolution? It has been well over a month. #SCAMSCLUB

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

Hey @SamsClub thanks for sending me 1 hand sanitizer from a 12 pack and charging me $53! I've been waiting months to get some and now I barely have any. REALLY GREAT JOB during these crazy times. #useless

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@SamsClub @SamsClub I send a PM and *crickets*. Still waiting on the rest of my hand sanitizer that you failed to deliver to me. Never knew the going rate for 1 out of 12 bottles was $54. #thisisridiculous

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@raucous_bacchus @SamsClub @SamsClub more like SCAMS club. #whereismyhandsanitizer

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@SamsClub Hey @SamsClub--no it for sure isn't right and you had this happen on two orders for this product, one that was sent to me and one that was sent to my parents who are in the highest rate of death group for COVID. Both orders were sent 1 bottle only. For this specific order it is:

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@NWyss79 BACON. IS GOOD FOR ME.

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@K_O_H_L Ryan sent that to me earlier--i think i would die. 😭

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@rgeary10 ive never hated you more than now

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@K_O_H_L @BrittanyCrabill @AKray__47 THINK WE CAN STOP ON THE WAY TO FOGLERS WEDDING? #pleaaaaaase

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

@NWyss79 im at 784. Is it sad i like dream of 800s?! #ugh #grownassthings

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

This foot pain needs to end #swollen #throbbing #deathbyfoot #dumb

[UFC_Asia @UFC_Asia]

Leaving the office like 💃
#UFCChicago

[Martha @Martha_Mayhem]

Alex from the bachelorette, MEOOOOW. 😍 #babe