Martha J Divine

MAR-tha DEE-vine. I ❤️ my boyfriend. Have a fear of shovels. Motel critic. Lover of country music. J stands for Jezebel. [email protected]

[Martha J Divine @MarthaDivine4]

@RyanAle45120823 @MillerLite Sounds good...

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@CrysC74 @AshleyMcBryde Might!

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I wish I knew where my car was. It was a nice one it was stolen this year about this time. #marthadivine #goldplymothfury

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@CrysC74 @AshleyMcBryde My head does hurt. Maybe a migraine?

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@CrysC74 @AshleyMcBryde Sounds familiar. Last time I was there, which may not have been THERE, I was in kind of a hurry.

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@CrysC74 @AshleyMcBryde Maybe... what she look like?

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@CrysC74 Possibly...

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@CrysC74 It was pretty. Gold. Leather interior. Where?

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@AshleyMcBryde this looks so familiar for some reason. Weird...

[Ashley McBryde @AshleyMcBryde]

There's only a few days left to enter to win a signed "Martha Divine" shovel over at the Trybe! If you haven't entered, you can do that right now https://t.co/zkRldmsVUm

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@McBrydeTrybe @CrazyBootLady81 @AshleyMcBryde Totally my song. Kentucky born and raised.

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@McPlaylists @McBrydeTrybe @FiddleSabre @AshleyMcBryde I thought it was catchy.

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@CrysC74 @McBrydeTrybe @AshleyMcBryde I always knew I was legendary. 👩🏻‍🦰

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@Country_Girl023 @947_QDR @AshleyMcBryde Good song.

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@CMT @McBrydeTrybe @AshleyMcBryde I like this song.

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@54esp Awesome! #maybebaby #idbeagoodmother

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Could anybody send me an Uber code? And maybe some shoes?
#marthadivine #ashleymcbryde #hangintheregirl

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@54esp @CrysC74 Whhaaaa? I have a song?!

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People leave the strangest things in the woods... strange. #ashleymcbryde #marthadivine #hangintheregirl #onenightstandards #shovels #ihateshovels

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@54esp At least I won’t catch covid.

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Did you know you could get sick from adhesive? Like from duct tape. #TheMoreYouKnow

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@CrysC74 @AshleyMcBryde Yeah my neck still hurts. My back too. And this fucking migraine won’t go away. Nor this big red mark on the side of my head.

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@54esp Oh I got out of that little situation.

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It’s sooo cold and about to rain! Luckily, I have this cheap quilt. Anyone know how to start a fire? #marthadivine #ashleymcbryde #hangintheregirl