Max da Martian

Please forgive me for my brash delivery..

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@pkks999 @MichaelPatak 🍅🍅🍅🍅 Boooooo to this man. WTF

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@SellingRips Hey RIPS. 20 accounts for meeeeee!!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 thanks in advance.

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@MsJaimeePaige I said this exact same thing. 😂😂

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We could’ve done with Ms Beatz 🥴🥴

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I like when folks respect my car. #FOXBODYGANG 🥰🥰

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It’s dark at 745. 🥹 but also.. yay fall.

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Life is fun. I’ve had a great two days w just random pleasant interactions w strangers. ❤️❤️

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At the corner store,

Me: damn $10 for water and ice..

dude outside: EBT work,

Me: I don’t have tht.

(Insert Diddy meme w back and forth eye contact)

Me: thinking 🤔

Me: I got $5 tho.

you kno the rest. shoulda went and got snacks and shit too. Damn it. 😂😂😂

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Surprisingly not interested in Bongos. Ain’t even clicked the video.

[Max da Martian @MartianMax]

Once or twice I talked myself out of the gym and went back home.

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One of my favorite times of day is the time sitting in the car before the gym. ❤️

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Low key I want 2 more Mustangs. #HELP

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Watching these videos is how I started making money day trading. Straight structure and analysis. Eric is the 🐐

https://t.co/bzwp1KqsIN

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Publix sourdough bread and I go together.

🥹

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Not Saks having a flash sale. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

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I ain’t seen one post with a grill and the electric slide happening in the bak.. We losing recipes. 🥹🥹🥹

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@TheOriginalTeam @itsKARY_ Very boring. Don’t waste your time.

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You can put chlorophyll in your water or, hear me out, eat green vegetables. 😵‍💫

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Went 2 planet fitness y’day. such an unserious place,

saw flat bare ass cheeks out, an old man dancing vibing on the treadmill, homeless lady gettin her daily shower (smart), trucker driver w tht big ass headset n jeans, seen dude from other gym w a diff girl. going bak tday 😂

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Love the way they hang babe, fuck the silicone…