Martin Clift

[Martin Clift @MartinClift5]

@wwfcofficial £10m 😁

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@wwfcofficial Typo showing Luke as captain as Josh led them out

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@clifty04 @fatladsteve I can see this you know

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@clifty04 Because you’ve inherited my ‘can’t sleep’ genes. Sorry about that

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@wwfcofficial How do you identify those fans who waived their season ticket refund? Two in the family who did. Only one has received an email about it.

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@WoodwardBen @clifty04

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@tfbalerts You failed to mention the “splat” technique where your operatives splat a lump of tar into the pothole and b*gger off, effectively leaving a mini speed bump that immediately starts to crumble and in no time at all reverts to its previous incarnation as a pothole.

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@TheGeoffHurst He may have matched you in goals, but he’ll never match you in class

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@wwtrust The registration link for the webinar that you sent in your email to members doesn’t work. Link works, registration doesn’t. I’ve emailed a screen dump of the error to you

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@clifty04 We’ve got to learn new lyrics for the National Anthem too 😮

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@wwfcofficial Bottles of cold drinks bought at the kiosks should have their caps left on. Their removal is a spillage waiting to happen and encourages you to drink it quicker than you may want to. Need to pace yourself with cold fizz when it’s hot.

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@ReaLouisewener @Sleepertweeting You’ve actually told us in your tweet. It’s “the hills”. I claim my prize 👍

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@ReaLouisewener Yesterday I began reading “Just for one day” (which I absolutely loved by the way) and “met” your mum for the first time… on the day she passed away. Condolences 😢

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@clifty04 As I’ve volunteered to drive you to Gatwick at stupid o’clock on 7th Aug, I sincerely hope you’re not full of Spoons best offerings while we’re heading down the M25 🚙🤮

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@clifty04 Not a fan of Klippety then? 😂

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@alancecil @SunderlandAFC @wwfcofficial Always good to put things in perspective

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@mattcecil87 @petecouhig @stillrustic @wwfcofficial Blaring out on Alexa now. The neighbours will be happy when the taxi arrives to take us to the station 🙉

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@petecouhig @chilternrailway Trip back home will be great coz we’ll all be smiling. Unlike Sunderland.. long train journey home with frequent stops to mop the tears from the carriage floors 😂😇

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@clifty04 @himmons96 You’re asking me to name my favourite son in public? 😮