Martine Wilson

Digital PR Queen & Wine Lover.

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CAUTION! - I brake for hookers

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie . . . complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

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Wilbur Wright~ I know of only one bird - the parrot - that talks and it cant fly very high.

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Mary OHara~ Love cannot survive if you just give it scraps of yourself scraps of your time scraps of your thoughts.

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It is vain to fish if the hook is not baited. - Italian Proverb

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Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

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Ambition can creep as well as soar. -Edmund Burke

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Louis A. Berman~ A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.

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Most men would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced gently as she walked.

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Remember when Windows were washed, mice were trapped, and UNIX guarded the harem?

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Where you think there is bacon, there are not even hooks for it. - Spanish Proverb

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Publilius Syrus~ Never promise more than you can perform.

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He heats the knives so his family won't use too much butter.

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You have lent and not recovered; and if recovered, not so much; and if so much, not such; and if such, a mortal enemy. - Portuguese Proverb

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I can walk on water... when it freezes

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Madeleine LEngle~ We cant take any credit for our talents. Its how we use them that counts.

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They fail, and they alone, who have not striven. -T B Aldrich

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What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

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Gore Vidal~ Of ex-President Eisenhower at the Republican convention of Reading a speech with his usual sense of discovery.

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Matrix The~ Morpheus If real is what you can feel smell taste and see then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain