Michael Martinez

Fourth Generation Arizonan • Father • Lover of All Things Basketball • Rehabilitated Politico • Can Be Bribed With Tacos

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

@tylerbowyer Maybe it’s because the state refuses to allow revenue to grow as exponentially as our population because every year you find more ways to cut that revenue?

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

@AZHouseGOP @SteveMontenegro @AZSenateGOP But since @AZHouseGOP’s legal opinion is that this isn’t harassment, I invite all Arizonans to join me in ensuring no AZ Republican elected official is able to go ANYWHERE without aomeone shoving a camera in their face and demanding to know who’s paying for whatever they’re doing

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

@AZHouseGOP @SteveMontenegro Sure… Through a FOI request. It will never get old seeing @AZHouseGOP and @AZSenateGOP not only publicly show their ignorance of AZ laws, but then actually make that ignorance their entire argument. Also sounds like you’re offering a legal opinion 🤔

Here’s what statute says:

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

@AZSenateGOP @TJShope @slaterchrisj @AZHouseGOP @azstateforestry HOW DARE SOMEONE TRAVEL DURING THE WEEKEND!!!! Does this petulant @GovernorHobbs NOT know she’s only allowed to do things that our mediocre caucus approve of????

Let’s not talk about how long it took Republican leadership to actually put out a budget to be negotiated. 🙄

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

@00Sindirella Hi

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

@00Sindirella Hola….

Er…. I mean….

hello

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

@cryptogems555 @grok @BitcoinPulseX Lies.

Do it, @grok … change my life…I DARE you.

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

But they won’t because my life is never that easy. Instead, I’m likely destined to work my ass off simply to afford basic necessities while also making other people rich. I’ll be lucky if I don’t end up working until the day I literally die. Hooray, America!

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

The crazy part about living right now is someone like @MrBeast at any point could create generational impact on my life with no real change in their wealth. Honestly, there’s a better chance of that happening than me finding success on my own with how society currently operates.

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

@LauraLoomer @RealCandaceO Tell us all you’re not really a Christian without actually telling us! God hate none of his children. But I’m pretty sure he’s not keen with his name weaponizing his name to make money

Hey, @seanhannity… if the Pope’s never read the bible, what about this megalomaniac?

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

Okay @Suns… you made it through this time. But take no more risks…. Let’s make sure I’m at all our home games! #MakeItHappen #NBAPlayoffs

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

Dear @Suns if we lose tonight it’s because you elected against giving me tickets again even tho every year I mention you’ve never lost with me there. Was there for Raja clotheslining Kobe sparking our comeback series win down 3-1. Was even there this year for Green’s game winner.

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

Dear @Suns if we lose tonight it’s because you elected against giving me tickets again even tho every year I mention you’ve never lost with me there. Was there for Raja clotheslining Kobe sparking our comeback series win down 3-1. Was even there this year for Green’s game winner.

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

Update: and now I just found Side Quest 🙌🏽

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

So I may be late to the game but @mythic_quest is objectively a much better all-around television show than @alwayssunny and it’s not even close.

@AppleTV is low-key out there cranking out some bangers….

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

I now only regret two things in life:

1) Never seeing Jordan play live.

2) Not tryna find Cole in Phx after his Civic broke down so the kid could meet him. Michael’s been feelin Cole and Dot his whole life.

“What’s good, @JColeNC?” hmu next time fam 😂

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

If you you’re like me and bought “I am America and So Are You” when it was released, you know that @StephenAtHome has been this man forever. He and @jonstewart are our generation’s Cronkite and maintained as our political moral compass.

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

Apparently https://t.co/m3i7KpaAb8 and Jeff Goldblum don’t know Arizona exists. #Haboob #SuperBowlLX

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

@Marklevy85 is the answer to a question we’ve all asked ourselves:

Who would @pattonoswalt be if he sold his soul at 16yo for the ability to grow a beard instead of selling it to become famous?

PS Both versions obviously drop the ball

#SquidGame #SquidGameTheChallenge #Netflix

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

Binging @worst_cooks on repeat since June (RIP @chefanneburrell). Now 18 times through and I’m certain the best one liner in the entire series is hands down @JeffMauro dropping “Say ‘Yes to the Dress’ maybe, but I’m gonna say NO to you, buddy!” on @syttd host @randyfenoli 😂😂

[Michael Martinez @Martinez4AZ]

Can someone tell me which playground @ToveLo be picking up daddies at?