Milton

[pattoune @leanfloat]

Nothing but slow deep strokes tonight @littlecaesars

[capricorn king @404SAGE]

They finna dig up Charlie Kirk and shoot him out a cannon tonight

[normal person @arianadotgov]

they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital

[sara !! @hollanovrryy]

MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.

[Chuy🎄✭ @YoungChuy23]

James talarico and Gina hinojosa tonight

[House Democrats @HouseDemocrats]

Let's get to work.

[s @taysinfiniti]

wheels up loser @GregAbbott_TX

[abby govindan @abbygov]

Greg Abbott tomorrow we come for your arms

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Texas forever.

[RennyRidingBey @Bey_riding]

I need Greg Abbott OUT

[bingsoo @bontmercy]

If Texas turns blue I will be blacking out on Tuesday night

[🤍R @RynViolett]

If Texas turns blue I’m going to cum

[Pop Base @PopBase]

2 years ago today, Tyler, The Creator released ‘CHROMAKOPIA.’

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭

[Chris @ChrisTheOgBeast]

Coworker telling me bullshit like Good Morning FUCK YOU

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tory Lanez and Chris Brown are threatening to release a new collaboration.

[Billy @Billy2stone]

Me over the DUI checkpoint.

[Robin @xdNiBoR]

"Sir, license and registrat..."