Martin Gouda

Random things i've said posted without context.

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You now have the problems you used to dream of having.

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Burn houses; not bridges.

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to be cancelled, you had to be on.

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Wouldn't believe my own book.

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I would never call the police, but I have called the Pentagon a few times.

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I'm an open book, I just happen to be the kind thrown at people.

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You can only trust people willing not to be nice to you.

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I care that everyone likes me, but don't care if anyone likes me.

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All cars are only as reliable as their owners.

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Never trust anyone liked by everyone.

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I'm trusting you with this secret, please go tell who ever you like.

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Complicated watches make it easier to be patient.

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Drinks taste better when they're bought with your enemies' money

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I'm either Cheesin or I'm Cheesed, there is no in between.

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We don't take credit. We take Cash.

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Not all heroes wear capes, none wear badges.

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If your accounts are private; keep your thoughts the same.

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If i knew I was being graded, i still wouldn't have studied.

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Less emotions, more filing motions.

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Lies only survive in shadows.