MartinisAndBaseball

Baseball⚾️, martinis🍸 & medicine💉. Grey Goose is my spirit animal. Coffee is my blood type. Cancer is my bitch. Chuck Norris holds my purse.

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Not @netflix completely dropping the ball on #loveisblind live reunion. 🤦🏻‍♀️Hi @hulu whatcha wearing’? 😌

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@MLBONFOX @TheAthletic It sucks. Quit changing baseball.

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@RhituC I have a story tip for you regarding access to reconstruction surgeries being threatened for breast cancer patients. Please reach out and I’ll give you a brief summary. This is important.

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@MLBONFOX Humboldt Crabs

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@SXMTheHighway University of California Santa Cruz Banana Slugs …no football team, but clearly the most ridiculous mascot of all time

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I hate Rob Manfred #mlblockout #mlb #baseball

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Watching curling and cross country skiing. I’m officially a Norwegian grandmother. #olympics

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The @Dodgers aren’t in it.

[MLB Jesus @MLBJesus]

Let rise thy righteous Braves over the sinners from Houston.

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🖕🏻the Dodgers

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@wildland_zko 😭

[Zeke Lunder ~ The Lookout @wildland_zko]

75% of water in Ca. State Water Project comes from Feather River (blue). No forest canopy in high elevations means no shade, snow melts quicker, and we have less water available late in the summer. It's a really big deal. Here is the area burned in past 12 months. #DixieFire

[Austin Mattos @lurch94]

@GavinNewsom hey Gavin, why don’t you take a break from tweeting about vaccination numbers and work on some emergency efforts for California wildfires. California should have bought the Global Super Tanker by now. #DixieFire

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Dear old people,
Not one person in the World wants to hear you talk on speakerphone in public. Not a single one.

This concludes my #TEDx talk. ✌🏻

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Why is every #OlympicGames opening ceremony an electric kool aid acid test? 😳

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Sure glad we used that early challenge. 🙄

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Wood just plinking smurfs left and right here…🤔 #sfgiants

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@84Hired @JRO_Hjeltness @SFGiants @NickHjeltness 👊🏻

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@JRO_Hjeltness I love you more. My acct is badass? Did I plan that? I have no idea wtf I’m doing.