Martin Proffitt™

Redwood Original. Jedi

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Pep is such an annoying fucker

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@xQueen_Piscesx You're welcome

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@ESPNUK His new jumper off his Mrs is too heavy

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@leannef55 Thought that was a toilet at first x

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@xQueen_Piscesx Nice x

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@leannef55 Proper normal gorgeous. I think that's a compliment x

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@leannef55 Cute x

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@leannef55 I was building a lego space shuttle with nan when a spave shuttle blew up on the news. Probably 1986 ish?

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@FootyAccums @Betfair Don't forget Arthur

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@danholling @wescart_ Where is @indykaila

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@leannef55 Or just wondering why the humans have gone mental x

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@leannef55 I worked there. But at the time I was at Swiss Life by mine in Crosby. People were pin pricking A4 paper so you could see properly through the holes 🧑‍🎓x

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Dropped Hatate, their best player last season. Asked why..."last season doesn't matter". Fuck off you creepy little fingered prick #CelticFC

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Brendan Rodgers is an odd fella. Creepy vibes. And the ego is ridiculous

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@xQueen_Piscesx Cute x

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Sinead O'Connor passing away is an absolute godsend for Jordan Henderson today

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@leannef55 Its a series. Its a Sky show. Fantastic. Its got the other fella off Life on Mars in it. One of my favourites x

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@leannef55 I loved him in Mad Dogs x

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@TheAthletic Why does prehistoric banter have to be with punctuation?