Martin Dynan

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[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

I thought I was gonna get cancelled from nonleague football 😂

2x offers

Leave me alone…nonleague for the needy 😂😂😂

[Charlie | 🏆 @afccharlie]

Jump on board or fuck off

Love it. Let’s go.

🙌🏻

[👤 @1of1pd]

Foden - 0 goals in last 13 appearances
Haaland- 0 NPG in last 9 appearances
Doku- 0 goals in last 13 appearances
Savinho- 0 goals in last 31 PL appearances
Bernardo Silva - 0 goals in last 24 PL appearances

When will people realise you can do this for every club?

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

Fucking hell. Cobham have pissed this league 🤣

Lewi 🙌🏼

[JJ Røsé🌹 @NorthBank_JJ]

27 wins out of 34.

That’s nearly 80% win rate.

Only 2 defeats in all comps.

Only 2 goals conceded 630 mins played in the champions league including games against Bayern, Atl. Madrid and Inter Milan.

And some of you weapons want him out 🥴

My fucking manager.
#COYG🔴⚪️

[Gandalf_the_Red @Gandalf_LFC]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Spanish coach Xabi Alonso and representatives of Tottenham have today come to an agreement.

They both agree that Tottenham are shite.

[Nick 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TheGunnerNick]

We’ve lost 2 games ALL SEASON.

Give your heads a wobble if you’re having a melt down.

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

Give him a statue

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

Liverpool have 5 wins in their last 17 Premier League games.

18 points from 51 available.

Beyond bad.

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

If you don’t see this as directed at officials….then you’re a spaz

[ARSENAL INSIDE OUT @Arsenalin_out]

People are brushing off Declan Rice’s post-Nottingham quote, but it genuinely worries me.
“Fcking sht, every f*cking time!”

That isn’t just heat-of-the-moment anger. The wording matters every time. That’s repetition. That’s a player who keeps showing up, keeps emptying himself, and keeps seeing the same issues resurface. Players don’t speak like that after one bad moment. They speak like that when patterns refuse to change and standards keep slipping around them.

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

@M_Chapman4 @bensmith88 Yeah the team selection had me scratching my head

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

Marc Guehi a great signing for Man City. Just for context though since Jan 2025 through til Jan 2026 they have spent £500m on signings, which is half of what Arteta has spent in 6 years at Arsenal. Don’t let City run that underdog gimmick

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

Bottle jobs orrrrrr?

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

RT

[Bielsista @pedroelchileno]

By January 13th 2025 Eze had 10 G/A and had played 1,689 minutes.

By January 13th 2026 Eze has 9 G/A and has played 1,690 minutes while playing Champions League football.

He is delivering at the same pace as last season while playing on a more complex system and in different roles where he is not always the main man.

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

V FUCKING G 14!!!!!!

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

If you want to marry your cousin then you seriously need your head checking!

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

Imagine not being in the FA Cup 🤣🤣🤣

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨BREAKING: MPs will hold a three-hour debate at 4:30pm on Monday on a petition calling for an immediate general election 🇬🇧

KEIR STARMER IS FINISHED 🚫

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

@Laingy95

[Martin Dynan @MartinRDynan]

Someone throw a ball on for Liverpool please #ARSLIV