Martin Starr

I write stories. The stories of Martin.

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

@realDonaldTrump you suck

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

@EmceeSandt Don’t forget frustration!

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

Dear @Kohler, was expecting a better made product and disappointed that your return policy is only if you choose to respond/accept the product regardless of its clear lack of quality. Speak soon. Sincerely, m

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

@DollarCars The saddest thing here is that you are far more responsive on a bullshit social media app, formally known as Twitter, than your own customer service phone lines or online message center.

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

@DollarCars your customer service is the absolute worst I’ve ever experienced. Congratulations

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

I second this

[Jay Duplass @jayduplass]

watch LOUSY CARTER
have fun
support indie film
have some self respect
https://t.co/XyZubkE7sz

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

We maked a movie. I’m very proud. Krumholtz is sensational in it!

[Bob Byington @BobByington]

David Krumholtz joining us in 2023

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

The bow tie is back

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

Can I just be blunt? @AAACares doesn’t really seem to actually cares!

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

Dear @AAACares, what the absolute fuck is wrong with your very frustrating new automated system?!

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

Make no regrets about it!

[Dave Jamieson @jamieson]

I regret to inform you that Chuck Schumer just said ‘erection’ instead of ‘insurrection’ on the Senate floor

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Ah yes the classics, with ⁦@janemarielynch⁩ ⁦@MartinStarr⁩ ⁦@mradamscott⁩

[Governor Larry Hogan @GovLarryHogan]

If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the middle of a pandemic, as we successfully did in Maryland.

Stop golfing and concede.

[Ｔｅｅｔａ 💚🤍❤ @OnlyOneTeeta]

This guy has just won the internet.

[SXSW @sxsw]

Find out where you can watch @BobByington 's latest feature narrated by @Nick_Offerman! 👇#SXSW
https://t.co/xCvHRazKXz

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

@andrewlin Time flies! Hope you’re well!

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

Maybe I did and maybe I did.

[TV Guide @TVGuide]

💻 @SiliconHBO star @MartinStarr teases an "unexpected" and "satisfying" end for Season 6 https://t.co/R8FR4exUMZ via @CNET

[Martin Starr @MartinStarr]

@Katidoodlesmuch @paulfeig @SammLevine @JohnFDaley @JuddApatow @BusyPhilipps @lindacardellini Are those stickers? You makin F&G stickers for me, specifically? Wow... Thank you!

[Milwaukee Film @mkefilm]

Tomorrow night! Join us at @AvalonMKE for our FINAL screening of Frances Ferguson! Director @BobByington, star Kaley Wheless, and co-star/multi-MFF alum/fan favorite) @MartinStarr will be in attendance for conversation/Q&A sure to entertain!

TIX: https://t.co/S2F8nN5w1C