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[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

So you people didn't tell me that braces cost like that eeeii......
I don't even know how to tell this Dentist that I'm not doing again
And he has given me drink too

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[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

Imagine 10,000s of your ancestors under the ground waiting for you to pour just a small drop of your alcohol on the floor but you disappoint

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

If your boyfriend can't afford your needs, you need to find a job not another man

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

Wife go take loan buy car surprise husband for en birthday
Right now husband dey settle the loan

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

I'm single tho but at least rain dey fall for me 😎

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

So there is no website where poor people will go and post their wishes and then rich people will just grant them??
Please you people should check for me

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

If I'm owing you please go and check your account, Christ has paid the debt

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

Scientifically, Iron man is Fe-male

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

Most of the November borns are as a result of Valentine's Day

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

Apart from money, English also has a way of killing confidence

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

A lot of people are going to torture us emotionally this Val's day

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

Adam and Eve should have been Chinese, they would've eaten the snake and leave the apple.
We would still have a chance in the garden of Eden

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

CEO: Before we employ you as an accountant, what shows you are economically equipped??

ME: I pour water into sanitizer each time it's about to finish

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

It is always trees behind bathhouse, full with urine and things that actually produces the sweetest fruit ever... If not then forget

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

That awkward moment where you will be walking with a stranger in the same direction and your footsteps sound the same as the stranger's so you quickly delay your steps to balance the equation

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

When you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

Our year of restoration just passed away without restoring anything... Which year is this one???

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

I thought we were single together not knowing, Brothers get dema own plans low key

[Martin Young @MartinY04037861]

You are very late for work or something so you rush to get a car, suddenly the driver start to drive carelessly and start to over speed,
Someway somehow you feel okay because you want to get to your destination faster but at this point you are willing to die unknowingly 😂😂