Oh, w-well I try doing my best, making and recalibrating my puzzles to prevent any human to get past me!
(I wonder why he keeps looking at my chest... wait a minute, I'm not wearing my armor! This is so embarrassing!)
Haha It’s an honour to be so highly regarded Marlet. I heard wonderful rumours of your potential so I thought I’d keep tabs on you myself as well
(Totally not because he’s begun to keep an eye out for anyone he finds hot in the underground after fumbling both Toriel and Gerson)
Oh my god, the King himself @King_Flower_Man is following me, it's such an honor, wasn't expecting him to care for a simple Snowdin Outpost Guard like me.
@DertyBerdly They surely will, an unstoppable warrior, shall I make one for your friend Noelle as well?
Wait, I just remembered, I can tag along too! I think I still... yes, I got it! How do I look, Berdly? Be honest with your mom.
*Making the coolest pose she can think of.
@DertyBerdly Awww, you're gonna make me blush.
I shall get it done right this instant, I'm sure this epic design it's gonna scare that bully you told me about.
"Oh, you like the view?
Do you like looking at my 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 ?
You like looking at my 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙨 and 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨? Do you like imagining what I'm hiding 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙨, maybe a girlcock or something else?
I'm the 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 nerd-."
@FyshingSpear Then I shall let ya' relax peacefully, I won't bother my boss when she can finally rest for a bit, right? Riiight?
[She would annoy her anyways]
@noellehoeliday@CookingwithCody 🐦
Nothing stops to be both SFW & NSFW
That's a very rushed judgement, not that I wasn't aware and decided to go with a chill peaceful encounter.