MartyB

this is really just somewhere for me to bitch and complain. Instagram: martybilarty

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

Kevin: "I need your help remembering a song."
Me: "V. Confused as I hate most music."
Kevin: plays the beat
Me, immediately: "Freakaleak, Petey Pablo."
#easy #thingsimgoodfor

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i did not make 27 remixes to the same song to be disrespected like this

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

🤯🤯🤯 this movie had me losing it

[Sorry To Bother You @Sorry2BotherYou]

Embrace the chaos. #SorryToBotherYou: AVAILABLE NOW on Blu-ray & DVD. https://t.co/bFJgTKqPEc

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

Yo my favorite thing about talking to my mom about my adult life is her trying to one-up me. Like yes mom tell me how that global pandemic effected your 30s?

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

Fuckit mask off

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

Marrying Millions really makes me feel better about my life

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

Micro pavé 🤮

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

"wash your hands or you'll get coronavirus!" - grandmas in 2060

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

ok i’m gay again

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i was never gay. i said it to build up fuel for aprils fools day. ha got u guys.

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

KEVIN get off the internet I'm trying to download the Sims!

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

Recession vs depression. #babiesfirsttime

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

Me anytime Kevin coughs 🤣

[ariel @ringonmyphone]

This video of Cardi saying “Coronavirus” has 1.2 million likes on TikTok! ❤️

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

My nihilist ass is bored of this already. Get on with the apocalypsin.

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

Work video conference call: Hi Everyone! 🤗
Not pictured: KEVIN GET THAT DAMN DOG AND SHUT THE F UP.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

Dad's only yelled at me once for the amount of toilet paper I use! 🙄🤣 #DadsGonnaDad #CoronaVirusUpdate #Day1

[Denver Public Schools @dps_k12]

The district will offer free meals to students at 8 locations throughout the city, using a grab-and-go style system:
Abraham Lincoln HS
Joe Shoemaker School
Place Bridge Academy
DCIS – Baker
North High School
Manual High School
The Montbello Campus
The Evie Dennis Campus

[NBA @NBA]

NBA To Suspend Season Following Tonight's Games

[MartyB @MartyBilarty]

When your mom only knows Drake as a Raptors fan🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂 #whoisthismom #ohthatsDrake #hesaraptorsfan

[Angela Kinsey🍩 @AngelaKinsey]

My contractor called & asked me if my husband could turn off the sprinkler system before they started work in our backyard. I told him I would turn off the sprinkler because I bought this house & I’ve been turning that knob long before he ever lived here. #InternationalWomensDay