Marty

Designer, Illustrator, Nerd

[Marty @MartyElmer]

tfw you invent the kitchenette

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Zuccs!

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I tried to take a photo of the crescent moon and Venus but it instead turned into an album cover for The Postal Service

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Bring back whatever you’d call this

[Marty @MartyElmer]

Fellow Human: Do you know that stoplight near the sub shop on 44th?

Me: No

Fellow Human: so anyway I was in the second from the left lane trying to turn left and they were in the third lane on my right trying to turn -

Me: death’s dark embrace is neither ‘sweet’ nor ‘gentle’

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In Europe, they have Ben Stiller and also Ben Sparklinger.

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I thought for sure the “take it to the fridge” line in the DK Rap was a reference to something. But no, it was invented by Kirkhope??

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DAYUMN

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Do you remember the weird rare N64 soundtrack CDs shaped like Yoshi and Diddy Kong’s head? Well, wanna buy mine? https://t.co/ucz08mS85a

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

24 Jan 2023

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@zincoinc They were supposed to not work in or even destroy certain types of CD players, but they worked perfectly fine in every one I ever tried. Disappointing.

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When Pokémon trainers yell “DODGE IT” do you think the Pokémon are like “wow, damn, never woulda thought of that one”

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Time to cook eggs (lukewarm frying pan): 30 seconds

Time to cook eggs (400 degree oven): 90 hours

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Corgi-sized bed

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https://t.co/U1f4ewD6T2 has at least 3 interesting-looking retranslation patches of Chrono Trigger, would be cool to play them all and see which one feels the most definitive but I am also an adult with a job and responsibilities

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The early internet does have a nostalgia that’s hard to recapture. “I’ma hit it with my hand” was Oscar gold. We ate for YEARS off that line

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I have never owned a board game this big before 0_0 #everdell