Marty Kocon

I am simply another aspiring warrior poet.

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@Mike__Quigley 1 time

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It's time for every twins fan to cue up the "1 time" speech from Little Giants. #LetsGoTwins! #JustOneTime

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@afan44 just wait til he tries to rallly people using the time is 12 brothers & sisters looked up to him after the passing of his parents

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@tom_wollan Easy, my 5th graders ran clean campaigns and they earned those positions of 5th grade reps. #HighRoad

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Marty didn't tweet that. Kelsey really is the best. #LBFreshhop @liftbridge

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Kelsey is actually the best employee. #LBFreshhop @liftbridge

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Have you forgotten hot chelle rae? Adams remembers. #RuralRadio

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Bagged up remnants of a meat/cheese tray & realized made an adult lunchable. #90sKid #StillNeedsCapriSun

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Watching the Twins try to chase that allusive 1st win vs the Angels. it looks like a inter-squad scrimmage #RedVsRed

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Holy schnikes! Just drove through Sandusky Ohio. Good thing we arent using the "other guys" brake pads. #OhMyGawd #TommyBoy

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Trip Highlight @kellyjack9 rendition of "I will always love you" That choir teacher who discouraged you from singing deprived us all #tears

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We just saw Cleveland on a sign. Who cares if its still 112 miles away A Christmas Story house we're coming. #FragiléMustBeItalian

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Finally in Ohio. Lookout Cleveland here we come. Too bad we're too late to see Johnny Football.

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Did we bother a regular to get this picture? You betcha. #TotallyWorthIt

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Did we drive 6 mi off our course? Yes. Did we drop the average age from 72 to 53. Definitely.

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The White Castle & Gas Station shared bathroom is just the perfect storm of filth. #ImmediateRegret #ExactlyWhatYouThink

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Watching Road trip on a road trip. Main character mails the wrong camcorded vhs tape to his gf & needs to drive down & get it #So90sItHurts

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Made it into Illinois and immediately greeted with tolls. #Ugh #Goodbye1.90 #LandOfLincolnDeservesLotsOfPennies

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Gas station employee asks why were up at 2:30am. Seems pretty normal, until he rambles incoherently about woes of working 3rd shift. #Yikes

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Kelsey wins Tinder Bingo finding pictures of kid picking nose, pic over 7 people, free space, pic w/ horse, & pic w/ another dude #WIFinest