Marty's Beard

The only thing that can tame Chuck Norris.

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A lot of people are asking....yes, I am leading a connect group at @onechapel. It's called "Beard Of The Lord is The Beginning of Wisdom"

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They asked me to be a beard donor instead of an organ donor when I got my license.

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No-shave November? More like, "everyone's jealousy of me is heightened."

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Probably going to get endorsement offers from places like @menswearhouse, @Cabelas, and @AXE soon. #manstuff #beardlife

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Yes, to answer your question, if I am shaved @MartyUrwin WILL lose all his strength. Just like Sampson.

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"Miss......my eyes are up here." - Me pretty much every single day. #beardlife

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Hi. I'm Marty's Beard. I make people forget that it's a Monday.

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Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's magic. #beardlife #marty #urwin @MartyUrwin