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@ChocobowlTV some fav quotes so far:

Sleep is the only time your body does healing things @carolmertz

[excited] Oh drugs! @MsMinotaur

Where do I get pp again? Is that a hotel thing? @MsMinotaur

You did so good making it moist! That is incredibly wet. @NafisahTung to @Wertle

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@ChocobowlTV Fuzzy Pickles!

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@spacevalkyries

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@spacevalkyries heavy breathing (of the wild)

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@stellerarts Just framed them and hung them up yesterday

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@jcnorn Every time I see cat pics on my timeline, I think "Jessey would like this" and then it's actually a tweet you quoted or responded too

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@stellerarts they're here! Time to find the perfect frames

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@PurpleCoffins Where are you going? Remember to wear sunscreen but also dress warm enough and I've packed you a lunch

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@copperconfetti I mean, that just sounds like a great offer with no drawbacks. best of luck in your new career as sugar baby!

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Getting the "Wake Me Up When September Ends"-tweet in early this year

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

A sitting Republican congressmen, @mattgaetz, decided that body shaming a teenager was okay.

So to spite him I raised $1 million in donations to abortion funds in under 72 hours.

Abortion is healthcare. Period.
#ThanksMattGaetz

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@copperconfetti @StreamElements That's what I would say too if I couldn't remember their names 🤔

[val - V.M. Ayala (updates only) 🏳️‍🌈 @spacevalkyries]

I'm sorry to ask, but I had 2 biopsies in February, and the rest of those bills are finally making it to me.

The goal is at 83%. It would mean a lot to get it to 100%. To be able to not stress as much about medical bills means more than I can express 😭💖 https://t.co/po0Gv9MRF4

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@PurpleCoffins Talos Tuesdays, Wild Wednesdays, Food Fridays

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There will only be two kinds of tweets today:

"I can't believe this month is already over. It went by so fast!"

"Ugh, finally this month is over. Felt like forever!"

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You're so vain, you probably think this tweet is about you

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This meme is 10 years old. How do you do, fellow geriatrics?

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You're telling me EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?!

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Nothing from this year could possibly compare with @CharlieArtifact's interpretation of the prompt "uwu Shrek" #CharlieArt2021 https://t.co/Cql0QU39fk

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Of course you can't have @CharlieArtifact without Egg, but what actually is inside Egg? #CharlieArt2021 https://t.co/izD0ol1T4g