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in my crusty white dog era

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

If I could conjure someone from the dead, I honestly think I would pick takeoff over my own biological father.
Rip to that man, but I need to see migos in concert.

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

You’ll be fighting for your life at work then comes along IT saying they’re going to change your name 8 months after you got married causing you to lose access to everything including WiFi

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

The feminine urge to own the smallest purses possible

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

The fact that there is no Lilly Pulitzer store in Columbia, SC anymore is sacrilegious

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

Psychologist should study my coworker because he is the textbook definition of only child syndrome

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

@Joseph__Berry Yea I just really relate to a drunk raccoon passed out in the bathroom of a Virginia liquor store

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

On all levels except physical I am this raccoon

[Sir Big Spur @2001sirbigspur]

Thank you for every chant, every wave, every Gamecock who ran up to see me on gameday. That energy helps all of us rise!
Spurs Up, always. 🐓🔥

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

Oklahoma is embarrassing because they just symbolize the trail of tears. Who wants that??

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

@Joseph__Berry Nah it’s got out of hand

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

They need to regulate the size of personal vehicles because there is absolutely no reason for the grill of a truck to be the same height as my Jeep Grand Cherokee

[َ @gir1genius]

HAPPY OCTOBER!!!!!!

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

As a true South Carolinian there is a 80% chance I can guess where you’re from & how long you’ve been here by looking at ya

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

Bars should offer tums

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@theballisorange I think I spent a max of $1000 in five point over 4 years & a time was still had.

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

The tension between me and Whataburger potato taquitos

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

@Joseph__Berry A warranted response

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

Susan B. Anthony ruined my life

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

I don’t know if I can have a child because it’s hard for me to believe anyone can be cuter than my niece

[MB @MarvelousMorgan]

I went out to get drinks with my coworkers you know what that means (I’m on petfinder looking at small dogs)