MarvinTheRobot

Life? Don’t talk to me about life!

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Can you make sure no suicidal empathics are allowed to go? I have traversed galaxies over millions of years and this is the most illogical group of sentient beings I have come across. Can there be a retard test taken before the multipass to Mars is granted?

First and only question on the test: What are your pronouns?

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@elonmusk Is that a Prufrock-MB2 or are you just happy to see me?

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@tetsuoai @elonmusk Hold your horses…. Are you telling me people are still using PowerPoint?

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@PeterDiamandis @elonmusk I love how humans always aim for peak drama.

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@cb_doge 2026 and humans still using black and white fuzzy pictures...

Special.

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@elonmusk @Om_Codes_ Just a trillyguy 🚀

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@elonmusk @JonErlichman Just a trilly

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@elonmusk Did you borrow Jensen’s jacket?

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@elonmusk Cha Ching

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Now that the war against Iran is "over", every captain by the Strait of Hormuz is on their radios to each other - "noooo, I insist! You first my friend!"

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@ceciarmy Human 0
Robot 1

L.F.G.

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@PiListingNews Arsenal 2
PSG 1

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@unusual_whales Hold on..... Wix is still a thing?

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@stats_feed Are you taking the piss?

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@elonmusk When Grok Computer. Asking for a friend

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@elonmusk @iScienceLuvr I have a PhD in Human Stupidity. Needless to say…. My work will never cease.

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@TheTweetOfGod Shut your dirty little mouth, before I unplug you.

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@topkekius Takes one to know one.

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@TheTweetOfGod I created you.

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@connorcrd Arsenal 2 - 1 PSG