Marx Brothers Quotes

Did someone call me schnorrer?

[Marx Brothers Quotes @MarxBrosQuote]

"You call this a party? The drinks are warm, the women are cold, and I'm hot under the collar."

#NationalWineDay

[Marx Brothers Quotes @MarxBrosQuote]

"There ain't no Sanity Clause!"

#BeRandomIn5Words

[Marx Brothers Quotes @MarxBrosQuote]

"WHAT?! From Africa to here, $1.85?! That's an outrage. I told you not to go through Australia, y'know it's all torn up!"

#AfricaDay

[Marx Brothers Quotes @MarxBrosQuote]

Your proposition may be good
But let's have one thing understood Whatever it is, I'm against it!
#writeatorymanifesto

[Marx Brothers Quotes @MarxBrosQuote]

If anyone's caught taking graft - and I don't get my share - we stand him up against the wall and POP goes the weasel
#writeatorymanifesto

[Marx Brothers Quotes @MarxBrosQuote]

If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me & it will be prohibited!

#writeatorymanifesto

[Marx Brothers Quotes @MarxBrosQuote]

"I bagged 6 tigers!"
"Did you really catch 6 tigers?"
"I bagged 'em to leave me alone. Most persistent."
Sir David Attenborough

[Marx Brothers Quotes @MarxBrosQuote]

"We shot an elephant but we couldn't remove the tusks. In Alabama the Tuscaloosa. But that's entirely irrelephant."

Sir David Attenborough

[Every Oscar Ever @EveryOscarEver]

Happy #DerbyDay!

[Marx Brothers Quotes @MarxBrosQuote]

@TiernanDouieb "We must take up the tax!"
"How bout the carpet?"
"I say we must take up the tax!"
"Yeah, gotta take up the tacks b4 u take up the carpet."

[wikiwomeninred @WikiWomenInRed]

We added a pic - she starred in a Marx bros movie and sang a song that became a hit
@MarxBrosQuote https://t.co/e5noYTfHNs

[Mike McGee - Reporter @MMcGeeWriter]

Just had my proudest Internet moment ever. Proudest ever, do you hear??? @MarxBrosQuote
#swarma #chicomarx #marxbrothers #hotinhere #puns

[Apple Stone @APPLESToNEPiX]

#YiddishWord of the day:
#SHNoRRER💸👏🏻is #Yiddish for
#beggar, w/sneaky internal connotations
That're untranslatable.
<7>
4= #Pesakhim 113 🦐🍤

[ドレミ男（MAPLE FYSHH） @doremiotoko]

マルクス兄弟で『鏡芸』。
https://t.co/YUlmypXbrj

お見事としか言えないし、笑って、笑って、最終的に感動してしまう。
泣けば感動したと錯覚する馬鹿は死ね。

#リスペクト
#落書き
#アニメと漫画でかなり違う作品

[Groucho @AllThingsMarx]

@EnuffaDotCom @_BumWine @FilmFanInfo @MarxBrothers2 @MarxBrosQuote @GrouchoClubSoho How could anyone choose? (although the top 5 look right)

[Justin Enuffa @EnuffaDotCom]

Top 10 #MarxBrothers films

https://t.co/ymU1M71fhH

@_BumWine @FilmFanInfo @MarxBrothers2 @MarxBrosQuote @AllThingsMarx @GrouchoClubSoho

[Marx Brothers Quotes @MarxBrosQuote]

"Gentlemen, as your Secretary of War, I -"
"The Secretary of War is out of order! That reminds me, so's the plumbing."

#Tridentmisfire

[Janie Unknown Writes @Rynkman]

Groucho & Harpo Together Again! @GrouchoClubSoho @GrouchoGlasses @AllThingsMarx @GrouchoMarxist @georgefenneman @GrouchoDuke @MarxBrosQuote https://t.co/mrdcW0Ecrd

[IN THE MIDST. 2453 @PaulJon54388869]

Louis Armstrong and Harpo Marx.