#goodbyemjy 9/20

A poisoned harvest. Down-beat reporters. Now, it's over. Sorry.

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

Fave this tweet for a long and heartfelt DM about how great I think you are.

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

@dadflannels I don't feel compelled to have to stick around. I had fun, that feels great, and now I'm going to go back to my life.

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

@dadflannels Oops, my fault. I used to be mcILLCROP.

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

as i am now a leftist in Massachusetts, this is relevant information

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

I apparently have more DMs and sonnets to work on since hopping back in, so I'll stick around to make sure y'all are cared for, but also hey, this was fun. Lets do it again next year.

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

@dadflannels Don't delete it, unless it's making your depression worse. Also, hi Mike. You can talk to me about how depressed you are!

[Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama]

Batman doesn't have a penis. Bruce Wayne has a penis. This is an important distinction, I think.

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

"Jesus of Vancouver." An aging hesher wakes up during a Hebrew mass and believes he has been tasked by God, Yeshua Ben Pantera, to make Canada a better place through the power of thrash metal. Rated Hell Yeah. @xXxADHDxXx

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

Answering emails in the bath and that means memes.

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

"Cool and Nice." A pop-punk remake of The Wild One, with heavy emphasis on the fact that Matt Skiba has assumed the Marlon Brando role and he's a lot less of a dick about it, tbh. Fuck Marlon Brando. @Cassiyus

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

@turbloren Pfft, maybe YOU think it's a shame.

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

@turbloren No one in my whole life would dance that slow or purposeful with me again.

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

@Jobbinghappens It's okay<3

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

@turbloren I apologize retroactively, in the alternate timeline in which we dated in high school, for ruining prom night.

[#goodbyemjy 9/20 @MarxJacobsYall]

@ant_tea My liege<3