I apparently have more DMs and sonnets to work on since hopping back in, so I'll stick around to make sure y'all are cared for, but also hey, this was fun. Lets do it again next year.
"Jesus of Vancouver." An aging hesher wakes up during a Hebrew mass and believes he has been tasked by God, Yeshua Ben Pantera, to make Canada a better place through the power of thrash metal. Rated Hell Yeah. @xXxADHDxXx
"Cool and Nice." A pop-punk remake of The Wild One, with heavy emphasis on the fact that Matt Skiba has assumed the Marlon Brando role and he's a lot less of a dick about it, tbh. Fuck Marlon Brando. @Cassiyus