mary bischoff

that’s what she said

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

If all I got, is your hand in my hand, baby I could die, a happy man

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

I knew I loved CO when I was able to be paid through my cancer treatment via FAMLI benefits that went into affect in January, it allows paid time off for medical treatments, maternity leave, caring for sick relatives, etc. policy that ACTUALLY helps people 💙💛❤️

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Ok guys what is Colorado doing right? I have no idea but clearly Democrats are doing something right there.

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

forget that kyle rittenhouse made this tweet… if I see one more grown adult use “should of” instead of “should have” I’m going to go into cardiac arrest. I’m going to OF a brain aneurysm.

[Dudley Brown @GunRightsPrez]

Today is a miscarriage of justice. Donald Trump should NOT of been found guilty.

[Marie Cervantes @9woodMac]

Tom: "They love you."

Raquel: "I love you too."

Tom: "I said they love you."

Raquel: "Oh."

Tv GOLD.
#PumpRules #VanderpumpRules

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

kids are dying pretty much everyday at school and teachers get paid like shit to do like 600+ jobs at once and you mother fuckers are worried about drag queens and picture books and m&m’s. let’s get a fucking grip yeah???

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

Ben Shapiro not knowing how mysteries work is the funniest way to end my 2022 :-)

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

We only find out about the actual murder we’re supposed to investigate full one hour and ten minutes into the film, as well as an entirely new backstory (Miles never invited Blanc, and Andi has a twin sister masquerading as her). We’re actively deceived by the writer.

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

someone tell me why my apartment complex just raised the price of PARKING… where we PAY RENT… to $325 A MONTH 🥲 @GreystarApts you can actually shove it

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

would be pretty hilarious if twitter disappeared and i went on to lead a peaceful life full of meaning and beauty. like lmao

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

You've been speaking English your entire life

but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters?

Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

I hope every coffee this man drinks for the rest of his life has spit in it. absolutely go fuck yourself you waste of life @SenTedCruz

[The Recount @therecount]

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) says there’s a “real risk” Biden forgiving some student loan debt will help Democrats in the 2022 midterms:

“If you are that slacker barista who wasted seven years in college … if you can get off the bong for a minute … it could drive up turnout.”

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

imagine posting this on Instagram for millions of people to see..🫣 ABOUT YOUR DAD???

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Let’s counter this bullshit Republican talking point right now- Retweet this if you don’t have college debt but are happy for the people who are getting some help with their student debt.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

americans shouldnt have to sell their bodies to the imperialist forces working at the behest of the military industrial complex to get benefits most countries offer to its citizens unconditionally you fucking dumb troglodyte.

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

this sounds like he typed it with a gun to his head

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

I share the deep concern of millions of Americans over the unprecedented search of the personal residence of President Trump. No former President of the United States has ever been subject to a raid of their personal residence in American history.

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

remember when Kamala Harris got absolutely obliterated for tweeting “have a good long weekend” for memorial day :) :) :,)

[Acyn @Acyn]

Stewart: If this is America first, then America is fucked

[mary bischoff @maryBisch]

am I high or did we not elect you to defend and protect our rights🥲

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

My message to the American people: You have the power to elect leaders who will defend and protect your rights.

And as the president said, with your vote, you can act. You have the final word.

So this is not over.