MaryCorbet

I hand embroider and I blog about it.

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My brother must love me, to bring me back a lobster tail in his carry-on all the way from NYC. (Italian-bakery-in-the-northeast-type-lobster-tail, as opposed to shellfish-from-the-ocean-lobster-tail, just in case... https://t.co/s41GMKbrVP

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This is a fun series! Love the audio editions while I’m working... https://t.co/bOETo91Ett

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Mishka: “Is that popcorn?”
Me: “It is!”
Mishka: “I love popcorn. Is it for me?”
Me: “Nope. It’s for the tree.”
Mishka: “Just one? Pleeeeease?”
Me: “Well, since you’re so polite about it...”

Ya big lug!!!!

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Who needs Elf on the Shelf when you have Snow on the Bow? Hm?

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This week it’s a little skater with a big package sliding in, out of which pops a large mannequin-looking thingy in a big white fluffy coat. Actually, I have no idea what that thing is.... Anyone?

If you’re on your... https://t.co/LDxS1FsaDE

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I had a bit of a struggle with some garlic dressing at lunch. And now I've decided to carry a whole spare wardrobe with me - and maybe even a portable shower - just in case I ever run into garlic dressing again. Ew.

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@melissawiley 😂😂😂 they drive me nuts.

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There’s something ice skating around the Facebook logo.

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Love this! Nice! https://t.co/n09Wzb9NoW

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Riders in the Sky, anyone? 😁 — at Stiefel Theatre for the Performing Arts https://t.co/iBTXN6YLz0

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@UP_Steam Any movement yet this morning?

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Super fun place for a sandwich if you’re ever driving down highway 24 in Northeast Kansas! https://t.co/QDuROp60Kl

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Microscopic photography of snowflakes. Lovely! https://t.co/KJPrG7vsMn

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“Thanks to daylight saving time there will be no chance to see the sun after work.”

I read this in a just-published article following on the recent time change.

Anyone else see the problem?

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Oh my word. My niece was behind this minivan on her way home today. Deer season takes on a whole new meaning! 😳 https://t.co/wAK1rVkvtV

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It’s.... uh.... s n o w i n g.

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Kelly DeBree https://t.co/NrMQwUzBKN

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And another night of Celtic Colours! https://t.co/BwYiOH37d6

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Well, this is kinda fun! :-) https://t.co/WaIRFRODAE

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“When you get to the point that you’re burning the midnight oil from both ends of the bridge to cook your basket of eggs, then it’s probably time to rethink your strategy.”

Either that, or ... I don’t know... maybe it’s time to get a grip on your metaphors?😂😳