Mary Steen Laws

do life for the clout and drink espresso martinis

[Elmo @elmo]

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

[b @wwxwashere]

when i don’t finish a book in 3 days so now it will take anywhere from 8 months to 10 years

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

The Pop Tart Bowl saved my life

[Zach Reger @zachreger18]

If the Pop Tart Bowl is not a CFP game next year, we riot

[Adrian @squawk_hawk]

Bowl Games might not be the same anymore but we still get the PopTarts Bowl. #PopTartsBowl

[Alex @Brazil201]

This is why the pop tarts bowl is the best bowl. We sacrifice a poptart to bring in luck for 2026 and united a divided country. We are not just sprinkles or swirls. We are all pop tarts. @PopTartsBowl

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

This was MY love island.

[Paige 🐉 @PaigeloveTaylor]

This is not what I want, this is not what I planned, and I just gotta say I do not understand

[jules ⋆✴︎˚⋆ @pal4cesofmymind]

my NFL if u even care

[Christopher Oven @Chris_Oven]

Yeah the northern lights are cool but have you ever seen the southern lights??

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

It’s a first date activity actually

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Adult friendships are crazy cuz you’ll be asking each other shit like are u free at the end of October?

[linds ❤️‍🔥 @13plus87]

Me in 40 years

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Me at the eras tour in 2070

[Charlotte Wilder @TheWilderThings]

Oh okay so when Jason Kelce does it everyone loves it but when I do it it’s “time to go home”