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I just have a lot of thoughts and not enough friends.

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@allisonmak He doesn’t yap …but he is smelly! And has gotten anxious with age. He is 12! I wish I could be around cats but the thought of them gets me itchy!

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@allisonmak

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@PopBase why

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@MoGov your sales tax return website is reminding me of what the internet was like using dial up in the 90s. Been here for 10 mins. Any tips?

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@people Ok

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I really don’t like scarves.

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A couple pet peeves
1. When people say they have “the flu” when they have a gastro bug. And or when they just have a common cold.
2. When people say that they have an OB appointment when they really mean gyno. It’s very different.

Okay thanks

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@jsparkblog She should let him fail.

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I was so tired after my 4th baby was born I couldn’t think straight. I thought the light switch would turn on the shower.

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Tyler thought it was the Aries tour.

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…Hey Gavin go shut the garage

Gavin: I am scared!

Me: take your sister with you…hold hands

Brynn: holding hands is scarier than the garage!

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@ScottAdamsSays Idk maybe it’s not all about money. And also, I think she’ll be all right.

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CONCEPTS OF A PLAN.

I AM NOT PRESIDENT YET.

The most pathetic part of the entire debate.

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@taylorsschumann EXACTLY!!

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@La_Natflix @Andro_Gin I am unsure if you have ever listened past shake it off.

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@Andro_Gin First, let the world enjoy this stupid little song!!!

Secondly- If you haven’t done a deeper dive into her albums, especially recent ones, please just sit down!

You can’t say “don’t mean to be a hater” and then be a hater. You were intentionally a hater!

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Hahahaha found him

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What happened to Justin Timberlake. Where did he go?

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@hartgoat lol no one is having a child for 6,000 😂

Costs more to birth them and get child care.