Mary

your dick is not a gift.

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@Tankalicious666 AGAIN??

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@jonescarroway Agreed - this also includes birthday pals

[Mary @MaryLiette]

The older I get - the more I shamelessly hit on my friends and that’s okay. Especially at weddings

[Mary @MaryLiette]

Today I taught someone how to zoom in Word - don’t worry, a business degree is ✨very✨ useful.

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@jonescarroway James Cordon Chique aka “I’m inspired by old Hollywood glamor” could be a category of its own at this point 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@jonescarroway @dmgurei Goblin Dance 2.0 incoming 👹

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@jonescarroway WE could have been paid to make that video

[Mary @MaryLiette]

Are conservatives okay?

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@jonescarroway I’ve been betrayed. Just me & Missy against the world.

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@cqcoffee We need more NPCs in DND and I need something to yell at Jake about so I will also manifest this 👍🏻

[Mary @MaryLiette]

Places I never thought I’d get hit on at: the vaccination clinic.
I was wrong.

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@EVERYTHINGDICE @emailthe0nly oh no.

[Mary @MaryLiette]

I like the idea that anybody who has met me being like “yes she’s who can break up this dog fight.”
and yet here I am.

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@jonescarroway we love Carl

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@cqcoffee You KNOW I’m just going to be sending you applications for my favourite ones now right?

[Mary @MaryLiette]

Today we learnt that our friend group is terrifyingly competent when we need to be.

[Mary @MaryLiette]

i miss cabin weekends with tables full of hey y’all’s and bagels.

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@jonescarroway Have you ever been in a steam room with 10 old men?

[Mary @MaryLiette]

@EVERYTHINGDICE @jonescarroway obviously we need to get some for our (your) puzzle solving ability’s and my excellent (?) note taking ability.