Mary MacLeod

Life is short, Lick the bowl!

[Rugby World Cup @rugbyworldcup]

Dear Japan,

You've been awesome and a pleasure to watch 👏✨💯

Thanks for the memories 💪

#RWC2019

#JPNvRSA #WebbEllisCup #RWCTokyo

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

Getting (ir)rationally angry at slow walkers that take up the whole footpath. There should be fast & slow lanes or something.

[Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @RossOCK]

Look at this bullshit.

[Irish Rugby @IrishRugby]

Full time score @AVIVAStadium IRELAND 29-10 ITALY #ShoulderToShoulder #TeamOfUs #IREvITA

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

@echolivecork Are they for real?!

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

@natxgomez Have you ordered one for Ellie yet? #precious #princess #wildfires

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

@Variety Please let him keep his accent for this role 🙏 #britishbatman

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

When you find out that @MargaretAtwood is speaking in #yyc & it’s in your birthday month...but it is already sold out @WordfestTweets 😖😩😭

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

Would kill for a @MrTaytoIreland crisp sandwich & a proper cup of West Cork tea 🥺 #itsthewater #PaddysDay #missingCork

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

https://t.co/x3VKEW97qJ you okay hun?

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

Favourite take on the R. Kelly arrest ‘You can take the bus bitch’ 🤣#finally #SurvivingRKelly https://t.co/FXnm8EAPSD

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

@TheTrueNewfie I found a solution for your ‘two wives’ 😜 @natxgomez

[BBC Two @BBCTwo]

In the Middle Ages, nagging women were sometimes made to wear a scold's bridle, a device with a muzzle which prevented them from speaking. 😲 #QI

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

Is it completely horrible that in my 12 years of living in #CorkCity I thought that Douglas was part of the city already? 🙈

[EchoLive.ie @echolivecork]

Cork’s day of history as city's expansion is approved by the Oireachtas https://t.co/Su7HMV6yks

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

Just so excited for @RobMSheehan’s performance in this 🙌

[Umbrella Academy @UmbrellaAcad]

Everything about this family is insane. Don't trust us? Watch the official trailer now. The Umbrella Academy premieres February 15.

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

@FOXLA @natxgomez another way to help that sore throat 😉

[Munster Rugby @Munsterrugby]

YESSSSSS!!!!

Munster are into a record 18th Champions Cup quarter-final, what a battle! #MUNvEXE

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Relax.

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

Listening to the @FantasticBeasts audio book & the sound effects are so well done that I keep looking behind/beside me thinking that the noise is irl #hpnerd #audiobooks

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

I need to work as hard as @jimmycarr does, and preferably get away with the same kind of remarks while doing it.

[Mary MacLeod @Marymacleod]

Vibes

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

Need a good clapback for the dinner table? Take some inspiration from Benson. 😏 #SVU