Mary O'Brien

I'm a strong independent pink woman who don't need no tan. SC: marytheturtle

[Cassandra Venice @cassidelpia]

I googled the signs and symptoms of a nervous breakdown and it turns out, I've been having one for 4 years

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

@JennaMarbles i need a react video. All he is missing is your wiggly brows. https://t.co/hjV1PtAdQ0

[imogen binnie @imogenbinnie]

hey if you're cis by the way now would be a great time to start explicitly and unequivocally expressing support for trans people irl

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

I mean...what the actual fuck?

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

What did I ever do to you, @SethMacFarlane? @FamilyGuyonFOX #rude

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

Hahaha great captioning, Netflix!! 😂😂😂 @netflix #MarchingOrders

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

There's no waitlist to get your Glam Bag for a limited time. Get in on it now: https://t.co/wmMIjp2UGS

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

@Netflixhelps @KaramoBrown The captioning on YouTube is in desperate need. Relying on YouTube auto-generate for it is NOT OKAY. Especially with the Australian accents.

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

Just skipping the waitlist. https://t.co/PLuzbfG9db

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

@MatthewLillard said I hugged him like a 'fucking pork chop.' Not exactly sure what that means but it felt good. 100% the greatest celebrity I have ever met. 🤩😍

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

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[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

@LizGillies What about that terrible therapist in First Wives Club?

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

Lemme tell you this:

If you are NOT voting in the house of reps & senate election this year while sending 'thoughts and prayers' to Parkland. You can take those T&Ps and shove them deep...DEEP within your own poop shoot.

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

@NyleDiMarco Oh goodness, yes. And as a cursed car owner (5 cars in 5 years) I have heard all of them and they are all terrifying.

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

@emilyrfranklinx Why do you look like an alien?

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

I dunno. I never got it. https://t.co/UXGZHFiyPy

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

https://t.co/Y3BOsrCx4I

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

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[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

How do we get @Alaska5000 to open for @KeshaRose?

[Mary O'Brien @MaryNOTMar]

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