Mary Mac

Karaoke & DJ. Provider of the weird.

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Just gonna hem these pants and never go out in public again…

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@kareniskaz Even the drink builds are offensive. Hate women AND booze? Have we got a job for you!

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@EmmaEmast Kinder! 🤣🤣😍

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@VinegarMike She looks like a shorter Kelly Clarkson. “And it’s weird, her name IS Kelly Clarkson.”

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@VinegarMike And Virgil cards her three times.

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@eamondaly @collectdust Seriously the best. Especially because @eamondaly almost got us kicked off of SO many rides.

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@VinegarMike This is profoundly amazing.

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“What’s the worst that could happen? You ask @lizzyisi if she has a cobbler and/or a tailor? WHAT IF SHE’D TEACH YOU TO TAILOR?!”-privileged ass conversations with Virgil

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@VinegarMike Yo. This hits.

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Their time is valuable. Be polite & respect each other’s space. Don’t waste your time with how you imagine my feelings are or civilities require.

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Jilly ⭐️ said once, “I dont have time for the people I love. Why would I waste it on people I don’t?”

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@VinegarMike Yes yes yes

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It’s been time ‘not to be nice’ for a minute. That senator has a knife in his left boot.

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Let’s again reference Road House.

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Come at me!!! But seriously. Let’s hug and start a revolution.

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@kareniskaz It’s unfortunate that I always expect this.

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Virgil just turned to some birds and said, “Alright birds. Keep singing.” It’s a great thing to support others.

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I am SUPER appreciative of that $78. Seriously. And the taxes will be such a quirky adventure! *ahhhhhdventure*

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I get a refund for the meds that fucked me up for 3 1/2-6 mos, right? Uninsured attempt for more affordable meds for the uninsurable and all that?

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Maybe a bonus for the 7% weirdos? Maybe a direct deposit to my “tipped hourly deserved rate” from unemployment, AKA $78/wk.