BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER

✨ hail yourself ✨🫀 I’m screaming into the void 🫀 🕷 mostly horror and reality show rambling 🕷 🕸 be your own god 🕸

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

As I go to mockingly tweet about the song over the end credits of #GhostShip, I realize this will be an incredibly niche twitter account

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@meade3rd Mine is just spinning that red circle at 99%

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

Ok I generally actively avoid watching fights but I’m trying to watch just this ONE and Netflix is just laughing in my face

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@hasanthehun Is there somehow another stream somewhere or something because jfc

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@GovBillLee @realDonaldTrump HE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE YOU! What is it with these Republican politicians and their humiliation kink

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@ProfFactual Yeah

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

NFL told Eminem not to kneel and he did it anyways. Fuck the NFL. Props to Eminem.

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

I did not want that halftime show to end, ever. What a damn gift #HalfTimeShow

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

This tweet (rebranding) cost $900,000.

[Memphis-Shelby Co. Schools @MSCSK12]

‼️Breaking News:

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@notveryraven Also I don’t doubt this at all. His vibes are very bad and I’ve just heard he’s generally terrible. Blegh

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

Please someone stop them. QUENTIN TARANTINO is not even CLOSE to the first person to make this connection. I’m about to go to work in a bad mood

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@notveryraven Horror Noire is great!! I have the book on my list, too!

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@notveryraven Same! I watched History of Horror under the assumption that Eli would just say “here is some history of ya’ll’s spooky things” and wink probably and then leave us alone the rest of the time. And why would Tarantino ever even be there?! 🤢

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

God. I put on History of Horror because I couldn’t sleep. And I really have too much to say. These men are saying they dumbest things. Quentin Tarantino for some reason talks about black people’s role in horror multiple times 😭 pls help

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@Kim_Meh_Whateva @jennataylor901 They just put a bunch of hand sanitizer on the coal

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@uncreativeindy Everybody get down tonight ✨

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

I’m by no means a Twilight stan. But every man’s critique of Twilight is misogynist as hell and I will die on this hill.

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

Our little grump has passed. I hate it. I’ll remember this little weird boy forever 🖤🖤

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

Story time! So there was a stretch of time when it seemed like my cats were appearing inside when I had sworn they were outside & vice versa so there were only a few options:
- I was losing it
- My cats could Alex Mack into sludge & through crevices
- There is a hole in my house

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

A “Free Kyle Rittenhouse” account tweeting a “Free Paul Gosar” picture with a Gosar quote attempting to equate himself with Alexander Hamilton……💀💀💀💀 #Dystopia 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 woooo

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@imj0seph @LilNasX no don’t go

pls we need u

we’ll never recover from this

[BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER @MaryScreaming]

@KatrinaLColeman I’m a 4th gr teacher, & we teach a boy who socially transitioned recently. His peers do 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 give 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 fuck 👏🏻 and have had no problems adjusting pronouns. I love to see it, but it makes me exponentially more irritated at adults who refuse to grasp the concept.