Mason Varner

As we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give others permission to do the same.

[Michelle Magdziuk @BallBlastEm]

Baker Mayfield went to the absolute worst possible situation of life & changed a franchise that had sucked for decades & made them a playoff team

He destroys his throwing shoulder, tries to play through it, and the team is spitting in his face because of it

Browns being Browns.

[Phog Advisory @PhogAdvisory]

Fun fact: Duke has not played a true road game against a power conference that wasn’t part of the Big Ten/ACC challenge since December 6, 2008. They lost at Michigan, and since then, Coach K has refused to play power 5 schools on the road.

[Mason Varner @Mas_Windu_]

@Target I stop sweating.

[Mason Varner @Mas_Windu_]

Feel bad to be Justin’s cousin. He just ripped apart his asshole. #picaloapp

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Less than seven days left to get Sludge Life for free on Epic Games Store

[Mason Varner @Mas_Windu_]

@littlevince9 Mathew? No, Mason.

[Mason Varner @Mas_Windu_]

@littlevince9 Wait for it...

[Derrick @Steelers_DB]

Bud Dupree gave the city of Pittsburgh two really good years and for that, I’m thankful. But this will always be his biggest W in my book. #ThankYouBud

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

The reason I stay up late is because I like to experience what it’s like to be awake and not working

[Bears Wire @TheBearsWire]

It sounds like the Bears have a massive offer on the table for Deshaun Watson

https://t.co/lUdxbNPjji

[Chicago Bears Nation @Bears__Nation]

What was your favorite Mitchell Trubisky moment?

[ZATYGOLD @zatygold]

Everyone get geared up for a fun filled weekend! I will be CASTING two games this weekend:
Saturday - TBD vs Joy @ 17:30 GMT (12:30 PM EST)
Sunday - ZyDx vs Duhansa @ 18:00 GMT (1:00 PM EST)

Thanks to @Civ6WorldCup more info can be found here: https://t.co/43biI3uab0
#cwc #civ6

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

“Once COVID is over” starting to sound a lot like “when I leave public accounting”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Correct. These lunatics should be thrown in jail for life. Did that not come through or are you stupid?

[Colin Dunlap @colin_dunlap]

I don’t care who you vote for. I don’t care what color you are. I don’t care who you like to sleep with. I don’t care to which God you pray — or none at all.
In this country this is patently unacceptable and should be met with swift consequence.

[Mason Varner @Mas_Windu_]

I just paid $6.15 for broccoli-mac from @panerabread for a total of 34 shell noodles, 2 broccoli floret, and 1 sliced carrot. That math is atrocious — the taste was overhyped too. I am formally endorsing @EatLiquidGold as the superior shell mac-n-cheese.

[Mason Varner @Mas_Windu_]

I should be teetering towards a black-out at Memories. Ironic, the name of that bar.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

My calculator app just released a new feature???????

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The FBI sent 15 agents to investigate Bubba Wallace having a noose in his nascar garage, but we can’t get a single DOJ employee to oversee the future of America in Philadelphia, Detroit, Milwaukee, and Atlanta?

🤔

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Three weeks from today there will be college basketball games.